So I was dared to kidnap Mallory, TJ and Goldilocks and lock them in a closest. Anyways Magnus will be easy just need to offer falafel. TJ maybe and Mallory fuck no. Anyways heres pretty much what happened.

Me: Falafel my closet now.

Magnus: Ok

Me: Sup TJ

TJ: Hey?

Me: I bringing you to my closet for a dare.

TJ: No.

Me: I challenge you to let me kidnap you and throw you in my closet!

TJ: I appect!

Me: Hehe now for Mallory.

Me: Mallory

Mallory: Don't even.

Me: Didn't do anything yet!

Mallory: You are going to do something.

Me: Like this? *Tries to kidnap her like in the movies*

Mallory: *Stabs me a few times and them some more to see if I'm dead*

They really need to stop ending with Mallory killing me.

Y'all know the drill