Dare
Sooooooooooo... You want me to jump out of a window on floor 19. Fun. Just fun. Most of my life is now spent getting killed. Fun. Just fun. Anyways here you go.
Me: I'm sorry for the person that needs to fix this window.
Me: *Throws my body at the window*
Me: Fun. *Me falling out of the window*
Sam: *Flying with camera recording me falling to my death*
Me: Soooooooooo... this is fun.
Sam: How the fuck are you still falling? It's been like a few minutes!
Me: Honestly no clue.
Me: *Sees the ground getting closer* Hold up! Is that Alex, Blitz and Magnus down there judging my fall?
Sam: Yep.
Me: Better get a good score. *Does some weird ass flips and dives straight into the ground*
Me: *Hits the ground, every bone breaks. Dies.*
Sam: I got!
Jack: Not bad. I give him a seven.
Alex: *Holds up scoring card* Negative one.
Blitz: *Holds up scoring card* Five. He could have done more weird ass shit.
Magnus: *Holds scoring card upside down* HE GETS A NINE POINT NINE NINE NINE NINE!
Sam: His total is 20.9999! Oh by the way this is going on the internet.
So I hope that was worth it.
Ask or dare me.
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