So I have to inpress Mal with my dragon. I have no clue how this going to work.

Me:Hey Mal I have a dragon!

Mal:You think I give a fuck?

Me: No but dragons are cool!

Mal: And?

Me: I'm going to do some tricks with him!

Mal: Will you shut up if I watch?

Me: Yeah

Mal: OK entertain me. You have ten minutes.

Me: *Hops on Fluffy's back* Yee haw

Mal: *facepalms* You are a fucking idiot

Me+Fluffy: *doing flips mid air and putting on a decent show*

Mal: Don't bad

Me: *falls off Fluffy's back* I hate my life

Mal: There we go this is better

Fluffy: *Does a flip and dives towards me*

Me: *Does flips* Fluffy!

Mal: No. This got bad

Me:*Lands on Fluffy's back* What a trick

Mal: Not bad. Not bad at all.

Me: I didn't plan half of that.

So that went well. I didn't die. So a win. Keep the dares rolling