What the Hel, I got to do it now. 

Well Mallory I have something to say and more of something to ask.

So how do I do this?Well Mallory how do I put this short and simple? Well lets say there was reason Magnus told us to go to relationship counseling. It truly has changed our relationship I do say. All that talk of a surprise, well here it is. I will say this, it is far bigger than what I am going to say. But we will get to that later. I really don't even know to say it. You have an amazing person to be around. Even when you want to rip my bloody head clean fucking off and feed to the wild animals. You have been an even better girlfriend. Even when we fight and break up. I don't know what I would do with out. We have shared so many adventures with each other, so many times we had each other's back. Well now I am rambling the truth. You are the best. So before I talk my head off this is what I want to say.  

Well Mallory here is the surprise

Mallory (MalloryKeen19) Audrey Keen, will you make me the happiest gods damn viking in all of the Nine Worlds and marry me?