Why me? 

Me: *walking to Mal's room, making sure that she is in a good mood*

Me: I'm gonna die. I'm guessing daggers to the neck or daggers in the skull...Maybe I should start placing bets on who will die in each dare.

Hearth: *Jumps out of nowhere and holds me hostage at gunpoint*

Me: What the actual fuck?

Hearth: *Signs:* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BEGONE THOT PRODUCTS!

Me: Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hearth: *Signs:* BITCH I WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF!

Me: They are in Fluffy's 'dog house', under the large boxes with weapons titled 'TOTALLY NOT WAR SUPPLIES AND BEGONE THOT PRODUCTS

Hearth: *Backs away slowly gun still pointed at my head*

Me: All I want to do is tell Mallory that I want kids. Is that so fuc-

Mal: *Appears out of thin air or from behind the wall* What do you want.

Me: Well......

Mal: Spit it out already

Me: WELL

Mal:WELL WHAT

Me: *Screams* WELLLLL

Mal: ...

Me: ...

Mal: So what is it you wanted to talk about.

Me:SoIWantChildernAndIWasThinkingWeCouldTalkAboutHavingChildernBecauseIHearChildernAreCuteAndPlayfulAndFunPlusItWouldBeIDon'tKnowIForgotWhatIGoingToSayPleaseDon'tKillIt'sAllSienna'sFault

Mal: I heard children, want and Sienna.

Me: I want to have a child...

Mal: Well no.

Me: Just no?

Mal: Yeah just no. It never gonna happen.

Me: Sooooooo just a no?

Mal: Sure why not

Me: I'm just surprised that I'm not dead.

Mal: Well I'm not gonna kill ya

Me: Well I'm going now *turns and walks away*

Mal: Ha you thought *throws knives at me*

Me: What has life come too? *dies*