Foxstorm:Hey! Hey! Hey! Stay outta my shed!

Ivypool:What?

Foxstorm: Nothing. . . Anyway we have our first dare!!!!

Ivypool:YESH! What is it?

Foxstorm: 27Starblaze27 (for some reason there are two Starblazes so I'll tag both 27Starblaze ) dared you to ask Hawkfrost on a date! SQUEE!

*light dims* *fog machines turns on* *a single stage light flickers to life to shine down on Ivypool, who's holding a microphone*

Ivypool:*flips animu hair* WHY U GOTTA BE SO ROOD? Don't you know that imma cat toooooooo! Why'd you have to dare meeeeeeeee?!?!?! IM NOT GONNA ASK HIM OUT ON A DATE.

Foxstorm: You have tooooooooooooo!

Ivypool:SHUT UR TRAAAAAP!!!!!

*lights come back on*

Dumbwing:What's with all the yelling?!? I'm trying to get some beauty sleep for my date with Tigerheart!

Foxstorm: You're going to have to go into hibernation if you want any real progress.

Dopething:I hate you

Ivypool:Ugh. Come on let's get this over with.

*To Hawkfro–*

Whitewing:Oh no you don't!

Ivypool:Mother? What are you doing here?!

Whitewing: Motherly instincts my little ones!*squeezes the life out of her kits* My little babies are going out on dates!

Dovething:What the heck are babies?

Ivypool:*slithers out of death gri—I mean loving hug*I have to go ask Hawkfrost on a date because some people are determined to believe  that I'm in love with him!

Whitewing:I understand. Lots of twolegs believe that Ashfur is your father!

Ivypool:*shudders* Ew.

Ass—Ashfur:I heard that!

Dumbthing:Well I'm off for my date with Tigey-Wigey!

Ivypool:I got to get going, too. See ya!

Whitewing: IVYPOOL! This will be your first date!

Ivypool: he might not say yes. . .

Whitewing: And you have to look fabulous!

Ivypool: did you even hear me?

Whitewing:Come darling!*Drags Ivypool into the Room of unspeakable horrors*

*hours of beautification later*

Whitewing: Before!

Dumbwing:Guffaw! Guffaw!

Foxstorm:Giggle Giggle

Ivypool: That's not me!

Whitewing: After!

Dopewing:Oh. . .

Foxstorm:Hot dang

Ivypool: Still not me –3–

Whitewing: I just had a grand idea, Ivy! You and your sister can go on a double date! Squeeeeeeee!

Dovething: Sounds great Mother!*whispers into Ivypool's ear* I can't wait to see you embarrass yourself!

Foxstorm:Come on let's go!

*Le Dork Forest*

Ivypool:Hey Hawkfrost

Hawkfrost:Hi Ivypool

Awkward Silence: . . .ghigihvhivhighivovuovojvojuovvouvhovougouguogogou

Ivypool:Hey um, I was wondering if you'd be interested in going out sometime.

Hawkfrost: 1-1 This doesn't have anything to do with some scheme to kill me, does it?

Ivypool: Naw

Hawkfrost:Well I guess we can go. Just for kicks. When's the date?

Ivypool: Never :1

NormalDorkForestBushThatNoCatIsHidingIn:Tonight!

Ivypool: Tonight

Hawkfrost:M'kay. Want to go to the Krusty Krab (Don't judge me) down the street?

Ivypool:Sure. If you don't mind, Dovewing and her date are coming too

Hawkfrost: Thank the Dork Forest! I thought we were going alone!

Ivypool: -_-

*The Krab that is Krusty*

Tigerfart: I still don't see why I'm here

Dovething: Because we're on a date , silly!

Tigerfart: You hit me with a rock and dragged me here

Dumpwing: You are so funny Tigey Wigey!

Hawkfrost: Soooooooooo

Ivypool: SOOOOOOOOOO

Hawkfrost: Soooooooooooooooo. . . The weather sure was wild today . . .

Ivypool: You live in the Dark Forest. It's always dark and cloudy there

CatsUnderTheTableThatAreNotWhitewingOrFoxstorm:We're going to have to do something or this date will go down like a bird made of stone. . . It's a metaphor. . . Oh shut up. I have an idea*knocks over Ivypool's cup*

Ivypool: Mousedung! I've got soda all over me!!!

Hawkfrost: Let me help! *leans over with napkins* *gets tripped by Foxstorm*

Ivypool:*bumps noses with Hawkfrost*

Dovewing: 3:< Come on Tigerheart! Let's show these amateurs how it's done

Tigerfart: StarClan help me . . . ;-;

Ivypool&Hawkfrost:KuhiugjhbhjbbjhhbibihbkhbhjbihIghghigih*runs away*

Whitewing:That's not what was supposed to happen. . .

Foxstorm: Ewww! There's old gum on my head!

Tigerfart: Uhhhhhhh KuhiugjhbhjbbjhhbibihbkhbhjbihIghghigih*runs away*

Dovewing: ;~;

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Thank you for daring 27Starblaze !
I feel like it's too long for some reason ;-; I hope it's funny