Me: hiya all! I've seen the new MGSV trailer and I gotta say, the game looks amazing!!!!

Eli: mhmm

Me: oh yeah, in this picture, Eli doesn't look happy at all XD

Eli: why should I be happy?!

Me: *cough* emo *cough*

Eli: -.- shuddap!

Me: NEVER! Anyways, at one part (SPOILERS) Eli has a Metal Gear! This backs up my theory that Eli is Liquid. Liquid drives a Metal Gear and now so does Eli!

Eli: it was fun ^.^

Me: wait- where is it?

Eli: broken

Me: damn! I wanted to ride it ;n;

Eli: tough luck!

Me: why do you hate me so?!

Eli: I'm kidding *hugs me*

Me: friends?

Eli: -.- we always were...

Me: oh yeah...

Eli: btw where are the others?

Me: I think Ocelot's annoyed at me coz I got a hilarious pic of him (there are two Ocelots: MGS3 and MGS5, this was MGS5 Ocelot)

Eli: oh okay

Me: and Kaz... I dunno where his is, nor Liquid! I don't care about the others right now XD

Eli: yeah, they ain't important!

Big Boss: I heard that, Eli!

Eli: I DON'T CAAARREEE!

Big Boss: don't make me come in there!

Eli: I STILL DON'T GIVE A DAMN!

Big Boss: you're so done for, kiddo!

Eli: *stands behind me* HIDE ME!

Me: so now you're scared?!

Eli: pfft, no

Me: oh okay(!) *moves away*

Eli: STOP THAT!

Me: XD I'm so cruel! We better go before Eli gets hurt and Big Boss gets in even more trouble! B-BAI!

Eli: bai ^w^