A/N:
Solid Snake-Solid
Liquid Snake- Liquid
Solidus Snake: Solidus

Me: aha, a question!

Solid Snake: who's it from?

Me: my good friend, ShiratheLionhog

Liquid Snake: and what is it?

Me: it's... uh...erm...

Liquid: SPIT IT OUT!

Me: {quickly} who are my Metal Gear crushes!

Solid: who said you have any?!

Me: *nervous laugh* no-one... *sweat drop*

Liquid: ok, who's idea was it to make this book?! *looks at me*

Me: well, mine. But I didn't expect this type of question!

Solid: let's just get this over with, I'm bored already!

Me: ok, ok. Well, obviously the main protagonist...

Solid: *looks away*

Me: and the main antagonist...

Liquid: *grins at Solid* hear that, brother: we're loved equally!

Me: erm, yeah... By the way guys, where's Solidus?

Solidus: *walks in* here!

Me: ah, good. Now most of the Snakes are here!

Liquid: apart from father, yes.

Me: now, about that question... I'm just gonna say Solid Snake and Liquid Snake are my main Metal Gear crushes...

Solidus: *looks at me, sadly*

Me: ok, and Solidus.

Solidus: yeah!

Me: well, I hope that's answered your question! Until next question, peace out! *does peace sign*

Liquid: *rolls eyes*