From @Hetalia_Tarlac - "Hi Mr. America! I have a question... Who do you think is cooler... ME, PRUSSIA, OR YOU?"

Hold on.... *holds both sides of hamburger with hands and chopsticks underneath* HAHA, I ATE A HAMBURGER WITH CHOPSTICKS!! BEAT THAT!!

Oh, and to answer that question, I'm the cooler one!

I mean, did you not see that clever tactic of mine?! ;)