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HELLO SO REMEMBER ME YOU READ MY SOLANGELO FANFIC AWHILE AGO

THAT WAS FUN AND I HAVE A NEW ONE WILL YOU READ IT AGAIN THAT WAS FUN LAST TIME 

 IT'S CALLED WHERE TO, M'DEAR 

 THANK

Oh, boy.

Chapter 1

Okay, I don't spend all my time staring at him.

Only, like, 90%.

YOU MOCK MY PAIN (Life is pain, Highness)

Ooh friendzoned.

Why is it six AM?

Wait, WHAT?

"Much more mature." Yep.

Why be normal?

Normal is boring.

It's the middle of winter. Nico is busy hibernating.

I'm so eloquent...

Chapter 2

I am awkward.

Drew is not scary. Drew is a beyotch.

*Satisfaction begins playing*

...again.

Cliffhanger!

Chapter 3

Jesus, me. Overkill much?

I mean, it's great, but chill.

Nostalgia sounds like a flavor of gelato.

Instead of 'eating our oversized portions,' I read 'eating our oversized potatoes.' Dyslexia is annoying, but it makes for fun moments.

Totally rebellious, dude.

SMOOTH

HOT DANG THAT WAS GOOD

It is never cold at camp.

*slow clap*

Oh, come on!

Chapter 4

'Sheepish' will never be metaphorical for me. The Stoll brothers are now literal sheep in my mind.

"Medical attention."

This is kind of a gloomy part of the book, but 'American Trash' is still suck in my head, and nothing is gloomy.

Chapter 5

I mean, they're pancakes. Pancakes are the best.

You think she's been busy?

PANCAKE DAY

I would've done that, too.

Gee, thanks, Nico. You've ruined Pancake Day.

I'm trying really hard not to giggle at this.

Chapter 6

Because I do.

Yeah, but I am also wildly in love with you.

I'm not good at masking hate. 

And besides, I don't hate a lot of people.

'Whap.'

Oh, that's lovely. 

Always wanted to be decapitated.

*insert copious amounts of angst here*

Chapter 7

That's a great pose.

The pajama pants make it better.

I'M A PEDIATRICIAN, NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST.

It's pancake morning. How dare I forget that?

'Little baby Nico'

DON'T HATE

I'M SUPER GAY

Y'ALL CAN RELAX NOW

Me? A loose cannon?

Well, that was eventful.

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