Marci-: Hello Papyrus. You may think I'm human, and that would be half true. I'm a fire demon and I was wondering. Do you like fire?
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Fire demon? Sounds dangerous...
Well, you seem friendly enough to me!

About fire,
Fire isn't terrible, in fact it can be pretty fascinating at times.
However,
When it is burning your spaghetti to a crisp, it is no longer amazing.
I can't tell you how many times I've-...

I-I mean...
I, The Great Papyrus, would never accidentally burn a perfectly good batch of spaghetti!! That would be absolutely horrendous!!

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...I'm serious...