So Dan have you ever read Phan smut and faped to it when you and Phil wornt in a relationship? And Phil have you done that either?

Dan: *blushes* well maybe.... yes...........

Phil: Awwww Dan your so cute! But um.... yeah I have.....

Who's louder?

Dan: well-

Phil: Dan!

Dan: Philllll!!!

Phil: what? I speak the truth!

Dan: fine yeah I'm louder....

Will you guys ADOPT?????

Dan: well I was thinking....

Phil: I mean I don't see why not!

Dan: then let's go adopt a baby child!

~an hour later~

Dan: back! And look! Her name is Winnie!

Phil: she's so cute! Say hi Winnie!

Winnie: hi...

Dan: awwwwww! So cute!

So!!! How's that little angel bean?

Dan: she's amazing! Look Phil! She's holding my hand~ awwww!

Phil: I know! She's so cute!

Hey Winnnnnnie! Who do you like better? Dan or Phil?

Winnie: I um.... Wike bof of tem te same....

Hey Winnie do you like being in a gay family​?

Winnie: yup I wove it! But whats gay mean?

Go ask your dads! I sure they would know!

Winnie: Daddy! Daddy!

Dan: *picks her up* yes! What is it?

Winnie: what does gay mean?

Dan: oh.... It means.... Well it can mean happy but it can be used as an insalt..... But it is also a type of love... When people who are the same type of people love each other!

Winnie: oh! Will I wove you for being gay!

Dan: Winnie! Well I wove you too!