Phil: *walkes into jerwaly store* look at this one! It's so cute! And it's black! Perfect for Dan! *Walks to cashier* hello? I would like to buy this ring.

Man: oh! Who's the lucky girl?

Phil: it's not a girl...

Man: oh! Well then go talk to that other lady and after your done buying it leave!

Phil: okay....

Woman: oh hello! How can I help you?

Phil: I would like to buy this ring.

Woman: let me guess.... He sent you over here cuz your gay right?

Phil: yes..

Woman: okay that ring will be $150.

Phil: okay *hands money* have a nice day! *Walks out of the jerwaly store* I hope he says yes...