Amy: We're here! And we've already got our first question!

Creme: It's for Mr. Shadow!

Shadow: *sits up casually and coughs* huh? I thought I said no questions for me!

Rouge: Why would you be here if you weren't going to be asked questions?

Shadow: *points at Mephiles, Scourge and Sonic in turn* to watch them embarrass themselves!

Silver: It's not even really a question, it's more of a dare.

Shadow: *Rips the paper from Amy's hands* No it's not you idiotic hedgehog.

Amy: Stop arguing! *Snatches paper from Shadow* I'LL read it!

Shadow: *sits down and relaxes again* be my guest.

Amy: To Shadow: What do you think of Sonic? From SonadowFazbear, by the way.

Shadow: I don't care.

Sonic: That's a bit of an odd question, don't you think? I mean, we all know what he thinks of me.

Shadow: Oh so you know everything about me now, huh faker?!?!

Sonic: *scared* I- um- it's just that...

Shadow: Spit it out then faker. What do I think of you, if you're so sure you know?

Sonic: *blushing* Um, well you hate me. With a passion. You think I'm stupid and too carefree. You think I need to be more careful. You only speak to me when you want to yell.

Shadow: ...

Sonic: ...

Shadow: That's not true.

Sonic: Isn't it?

Shadow: I don't hate you...

Blaze: OMG, Shadow is like... confessing love or something!

Shadow: *glares at Blaze*

Blaze: *cowers*

Shadow: I don't hate you. I just strongly dislike.

Amy: It doesn't end there, you nutheads.

Sonic: Seriously?! After all that?!

Amy: Regardless of you answer, you have to kiss him anyway. Mwhahaha! Wait, what?! Don't go near my Sonic!

Shadow: I don't want to go near your Sonic! Like hell I'm doing this!

Sonic: Don't worry Shadow, it can just be on the cheek. Relax.

Shadow: Relax?! You're acting as if you want me to do this!

Sonic: *blush*

Creme: Regardless Mr Shadow, you have to do it. We're not the type to skip dares in this book!

Shadow: Fine! You all want me to kiss him? FINE! *lunges forward and kisses Sonic, before pulling away and storming off*

Amy: SHADOW YOU KISSED HIM ON THE LIPS YOU BASTARD IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE CHEEK!

Shadow: ACTUALLY, YOU PINK RAT, IT SAYS I DO HAVE TO DO IT ON THE LIPS! SO SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Sonic: *bright red* does no one care about my opinion here?

Creme: It's okay Mr Sonic, Shadow will get over it.

Sonic: *sighs*