To: The Seven

Q: What do you hate about your bf/gf?

Percy: Do we really have to answer that?

Annabeth: I swear on the River Styx not kill you. Now spill.

Percy: Well...I kinda hate it how she suddenly says random,boring facts.

Annabeth: * Rolls her eyes* Seaweed Brain...

Percy: Luckily, I learned how to sleep with my eyes open--

Annabeth: What?!?

Percy: Schist! I meant... I love you! Yeah, very much.

Piper: Awww! Percabeth moment.

Leo: Piper your Aphrodite is showing...

Piper: Shut it Repair Boy! To answer you question, I don't like how Jason is too straight-laced. All I'm asking is for him to be a bit rebellious like Percy.

Jason: ....

Leo: Ouch! Your girlfriend wants you to be more like Percy.

Jason: Well, I think Piper is perfect.

Piper: Thanks Sparky! But your comment won't affect my choice.

Jason: I change my mind. I hate it how she calls me Sparky...

Piper: You know you like that nickname...

Jason: You have no proof * smiles triumphantly*

Piper: * smirks and grabs a tape recorder *

Jason:* gulp*

Tape Recorder: ( Jason's voice) I love how you call me Sparky! It's a sweet term of endearment like Percabeth's. I love you, Pipes.

Everyone: ...

Leo: Busted!

Frank: I love Hazel, I think she's perfect.

Hazel: I fell the same way. But, you're kinda overprotective. Which I find sweet. * kisses Frank on the cheek*

Everyone: Awww!

Leo: I hate my girlfriend's stupid curse.

Everyone: You have a girlfriend?!?

Leo: ...Technically...We kissed once...

Everyone: ...

Leo: ...

Fangirls: Caleo!!!

Everyone: What?

Leo: It's a ship name for...* Thinks* Lightbulb! For a me and a cat.

Everyone: Really, Leo?

Leo: What? People ship Jason with a brick...

Jason: ...

Leo: Brason fans, unite!