Martyn: ALEX, ALEX, RIDGE AND .....lalnable.... GET YO BIG ASSES IN 'ERE

Smiff, Parv &Ridge: run in and hide behind a chair

Lalnable: strolls in casually Yes darling~?

Martyn: Don't call me that points to Ridge call him that

Ridge: Why!?

Martyn: BECAUSE OCHI WANTS YOU TWO TO KISS

Ridge: NO WAY!

Lalnable: Not a problem with me~ pulls Ridge forward into a French kiss

Parvis: Does Lalnable have a mouth of knives or something? Is he a mutant?

Smiffy: Why d'ya say that?

Parvis: Because Ridgy looks really uncomfortable

Smiffy: Do you give EVERYONE nicknames?

Parvis: Mmmhmm. IT MAKES ME LOOK MORE CUTE EVEN THOUGH I'M A DEADLY BLOOD MAGE!

Smiffy: oh lordy

Parvis: Don't you do it >-> It doesn't make you cute...

Smiffy: Whatever, why are we here again Littlewood?

Martyn: Oh yeah. mercadesb wants some Alex on Alex action 83

Parvis & Smiffy: W-what!? blush

Martyn: push their faces together and they snog

SEVERAL MINUTES LATER

Martyn: THEY'RE ALL STILL AT IT... DAFUQ.... I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU F**K IN MY ROOM YOU'RE ALL DEAD LIKE TIDDLES

(Note: Wattpad's being a douches and not letting me reply to comments :C So sorry if i don't reply, it just glitches out no and then, but i can reply to some luckily <3)