First Lesson: Phys. Ed
Tony:ok... ladies who wants to see Stark's abs?
Natasha:ugh, seriously? This guy needs a life.
Wanda: I'm just glad to be away from Pietro.
Mr. Zapdos: ok miss, get changed and get into pairs.
Girl 1: I call find in Tony!
Girl 4: he's mine!
Tony: Hey chill girls, my Tony instincts say you four should pair up and I will work with someone else.
Girl 2: but you still love us?
Tony:of course!
Girls:squeal!
Wanda and Natasha: ugh.
Wanda:[tying her hair in two bunches] so you want to go together?
Natasha: don't see why not.
Pietro: Hey sis! You want to go togeth- oh you're with Natasha? Ok.
Wanda: I need more friends that are not just family as well. But I'll go with you next time.
Thor:You want to go with me?
Clint: Sure!
Bruce:Hey, Steve, together?
Steve: sure!
Pietro: I need someone to work with. [ sees the only person left]. I have to go with Tony?
Tony: you and me Blondie.
Pietro: Firstly, don't call me Blondie. Call me Pietro. Second of all, we are not friends. Third,if it's a three leged face, then I will get REALLY impatient if you are not a fast runner.
Mr. Zapdos: I'm class today we are going to base our session around running. Have we got any fast runners in here? [Pietro shoots up his hand and Wanda gives him a glare] You're keen, whateveryournameis. Anyway, let's go out onto the field and do some basic running races.
Wanda:[walks up to Pietro] no doing it.
Pietro:why?
Wanda: wh.. wha... why? Because it is paranormal if someone does that, Pietro.[turns back to Natasha] Honestly, Pietro is extremely strange sometimes.
Natasha: Hey they're boys, let them do their thing.
Wanda: fine, but he's going to trip Stark up in the three legged race. Pietro would practically be dragging him.
Natasha: why?
Wanda: Hey can you keep a secret?
Natasha:I'm going to be spy/assasin when I grow up, so ot course I can!
Wanda: he can run really fast. Like really REALLY fast, faster than the speed of light, I'm not even kidding. Or eggagurating. I can control your mind and move things around using my mind.
Natasha: is that why your eyes were red earlier?
Wanda: yes.
Clint: what are you guys talking about.
Natasha: girl stuff you wouldn't understand.
Thor: may I join in your talking of the stuff of girls?
Wanda: the way you put that makes it sound utterly disguisting.
Natsha:No. You cannot.
[All are on field]
Clint: Come on Thor. Let's go and find a piece of string to the US together. Looks like we're doing the three-legged race first.
Wanda:[runs to Pietro] remember what I said.
Pietro: a tiny bit?
Wanda:[rolls eyes] fine....
Natasha: let's watch Stark and your brother.
Steve:hello ladies!
Natasha: er....hi?
Bruce: crap, running? This could get my heart rate up really fast.
Steve: are you ok?
Bruce: not allowed to get angry, excited or overworked. My heart rate would go up on my monitor and I would go full on rage.
Wanda: not that bad being on a full on rage, is there?
Steve: no, unless you're him.
Wanda:[looks into Bruce's head and sees Bruce turning into the Hulk in the inside of his mind,as a picture] I see what you mean.
Bruce:what... how?
Wanda: Magic. Just found out about that green bulky guy.
Bruce: Hey! Don't tell anyone. Or I swear I will tear your apart.
Heart rate monitor:BEEP BEEP
Steve:your eyes are turning green.
Bruce: awww.... crap. [Pulls out iPod and blasts classical music through his earphones]
Wanda:Hey look, they are starting the first two pairs... Thor and Clint Vs Pietro and Tony.
Natasha: going to cheer your brother on?
Steve: I'm cheering on Clint. He doesn't look like a fast runner.
Wanda: trust me, when Pietro sees the opposition being cheered on.... things happen.
Natasha: and you really don't want to know. They're starting!
Mr Zapdos: GO!
Pietro: keep up Stark! [Starts jogging]
Evryone at the sides: Go Clint! Go Thor!
Pietro: that's my breaking point! [Runs at Quicksilver speed]
Wanda: PIETRO!NO!
Natasha: you're screwed.
Bruce: what the....
Steve:where is he?
Girls:where's Tony?
Girl 1:OMG TONY WHERE ARE YOU?
Tony:AAAAHHHHH HERE MY LOVELY LADIES!
Girl 2: ♡tony♡
Wanda:PIETRO STOP
Mr. Zapdos: someone had too much coffee.
Natasha: [to Mr. Zapdos] DO SOMETHING!
Mr. Zapdos:fine...[blows Whistle]
Pietro:[stops running] yes, sir ?
Girls: TONY!!!!!!!!!!!
Tony: just girls. Tony's fine.
Girl 2: TONY we were solo worried, you tropical fruit juice.
Wanda:eeeww.
Thor: what? He looks nothing like tropical fruit juice. He isn't even a liquid!
Pietro: Hey sister.
Wanda:PIETRO THAT WAS A DIDASTER.
Steve: calm down.
Mr.Zapdos: that round took so long, we will have to continue next week.
Wanda: YES.
Mr.Zapdos: er... well done to the pair that won and remember your pairs. Class dissmissed.
Steve: We will beat you next week.
Natasha: bring it on!
Hey guys! You will have to wait till next week, same time, same place to find out who wins! Natasha and Wanda or Clint and Bruce? Let me know who YOU want to win in the comment section!
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