Thanks for guessing and congrats Draco1253! It was a Clintasha baby. Yes I realize it looks pretty weird but I went on morphthing.com and well...this is what I got! So thanks for your comments! So this chapter is BUG BIG BIG (I accidently speeled the first BIG wrong...) for CLINTASHA FANS!!! Okay I'm not gonna say anymore so enjoy!

[Clint is online]

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

Clint: Tony, did you really have to dump all these leaves and mud in the pool...?

Tony: I'm a man of my word ;D

Bruce: lol Clint make a nest

Clint: shut up Banner

Tony: Hey Clint, you've been acting funny

Clint: Er...how so?

Bruce: Yeah has he gotten chicken pox?

Clint: Enough with the bird jokes!

Tony: No seriously Clint, is there something wrong?

Clint: Dude I'm fine! Seriously nothing's wrong...

Bruce: I think he's pulling our feathers

Clint: BANNER!

Tony: Hey Clint...what's this?

Clint: What's what?

Tony: Well I'm in your room...nice hunger games posters btw

Clint: YOU'RE IN MY ROOM?!? ....oh and thanks

Tony: Yeah and what do I find on the bedside table?

Clint: .......

Bruce: Oh gawd please tell me...tell me about our fine feathered friend...

Clint: I SWEAR TO GOD BANNER YOU NEED TO SHUT YOU'RE MOUTH

Bruce: *your

Clint: GAAAAAH!

Tony: Clint...are you really going through with this?

Clint: I don't know...I've been thinking about it for so long and...and I'm afraid

Bruce: Um how do I still not know?

[Tony private messages Bruce]

Bruce: •_• oh

Clint: I swear if you guys tell anybody-

Bruce: Whoops, I just messaged Steve

[Steve is online]

Steve: WHAT CLINT WHAT?!?

[Loki is online]

Loki: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BARTON?

Tony: Um...how do you know Loki?

Loki: I hacked into Steve's phone! Btw Steve, clear your history!

Steve: (#-_-#)

Clint: *Groans* I didn't want everyone to get involved...

Tony: Um...too bad! So anyway, when are you gonna do it?

Clint: Well I was planning tonight...

Bruce: SQUEEEE!

Steve: ohmygod

Clint: But you guys CANNOT interfere!

Tony: Awww what?

Bruce: nooooooo

Clint: No, I'm sorry, but you guys mess stuff up. It seems like everywhere you go, WILD FREAKING CRAZY stuff happens and I don't want that to ruin tonight!

Loki: Barton....there is just....no way of getting out of this. We are helping you tonight and THAT IS THAT!

Bruce: WHOOOO!

Steve: I CANNOT WAIT

Tony: Alright boys we need to prepare the best date ever! Bruce, make the food! You know what she likes, make it romantic!

Bruce: Got it!

[Bruce has logged off]

Tony: Steve, find the music. Some good old, romantic oldies.

Steve: Yessir!

[Steve has logged off]

Tony: Loki, I need you to decorate the patio. Mood lighting, rose petals, champaign, whatever you want! Just don't make it stupid kay?

Loki: Oh you can count on me!

[Loki has logged off]

Tony: I'll get JARVIS to make sure absolutely NO ONE finds out about this. And Clint, you're coming with me.

Clint: What are we doing?

Tony: Practicing. See you might THINK you have it down, but what if you CHOKE? Are have to SNEEZE or COUGH?! WHAT IF YOU ACCIDENTLY PISS YOUR PANTS?! These are the things you need to prepare for bird brain!

Clint: stark, I'm a world A class spy, I don't think I need to-

Tony: Clint, you are a grown man who has a teenage obsession with the Hunger Games, you act like a god damn lunatic in Mario kart, your outfit was ESPACIALLY made by YOU so you could match Natasha's, and yesterday I saw you in your room just sitting in a box...not doing anything.

Clint: Oh my God...you're right! I AM A MESS! Ohhhh no this was a bad idea. I'm calling it off! Abort mission! Abort mission!

Tony:Nope, we are going full speed ahead! Now come on!

[Tony has logged off]

[Clint has logged off]

[Natasha has logged on]

[Pepper has logged on]

Pepper: hey Nat!

Natasha: Oh hey pepper! How's the baby?

Pepper: oh I just found out what it's gonna be!

Natasha: ....tell me?

Pepper: Sorry! Lips are sealed! Anyway, how r u and clint

Natasha: Oh we are great! It just feels really right to be with him ya know? Like we just, need each other

Pepper: That's great sweetie! So I heard JARVIS called you Mrs. Barton a couple of days ago...

Natasha: grrrr Tony....yeah he did

Pepper: Well?

Natasha: Clint is probably one of the best things in the world. When I found out he was compromised, I could barely sleep. Knowing that he's in trouble and I'm not able to save him...ugh my worst nightmare!

Pepper: Mmmm, Avenger Problems...

Natasha: I think that we both know that we need to pace each other

Pepper: well when I first met tony, he hit on me immediately. The only reason why I got the job was because I slapped him.

Natasha: 0.0 you slapped stark?!

Pepper: hahaha yeah he was annoying

Natasha: Mind if I put that on the SHIELD web site?

Pepper: Be my guest :) hey I have to go massage my belly with coconut oil, I'll talk to you later!

Natasha: Okay bye!

[Pepper has logged off]

[Natasha has logged off]

[Tony is online]

[Clint is online]

Tony: Okay do you have it now?

Clint: Ahem...Natasha, I-

Tony: No don't say it now! She might be listening!

Clint: Good call...I'm gonna go get ready! You get Nat

[Clint has logged off]

[Natasha has been invited to the Chatroom]

Natasha: No I don't want to play Avengers Clothes-Swap Tony

Tony: No! Natasha, Clint is in trouble! I don't know what it is but I think he's on the patio!

Natasha: Seriously tony? I'm not falling for this again! The last time you said this, I accidentally went into the SHIELD boys locker room...

Tiny: Ohhhh yeah...good times, good times...no but seriously! Clint needs you!

Natasha: Alright fine...but if ur lying...

Tony: IM NOT!! Oh and put on this dress

Natasha: I'm warning u stark...

[Tony has logged off]

Natasha: sigh.....Cliiiint, where are youuuu?

[Clint is online]

Clint: Hello Natasha

Natasha: nice try sneaking up on me Clint

Clint: aw what?

Natasha: I can hear you breathing. But anyway, what is this? Why are there rose petals everywhere and dinner that smells really really good?

Clint: Natasha, there's something I've been meaning to ask you.

Natasha: Clint I already told you I'm NOT going to role play as Peeta with you!

Clint: No! That's not what I was asking! Tasha....we have gone on so many adventures together. When we met, I was ordered to kill you. I had you in my sights, I was pulled back, ready to fire. But...something stopped me. I don't know of if it was because the way you looked, or whatever. But that night, I knew that somehow...a young russian ballerina disguised as an assassin had captured my heart. Then with our first mission in Budapest oh boy, you nearly ripped my head off. Then, something changed and well...you and I remember Budapest very differently ;) But the point is, we have come so far. We have survived thick and thin and got out of the worst scrapes. You've saved my life countless times. And I'll never be able to repay you. But all I ask is for one more big adventure. Black Widow...Natilie Rushman...Natasha Romanov....will you marry me?

Natasha: No.

[Natasha has logged off]

Clint: ....

[Tony is online]

[Bruce is online]

[Loki is online]

[Steve is online]

Bruce: YAY! CLINTASHA FOREVERRRR!

Steve: I have already looked at wedding dresses!

Loki: Now Romanov will stop annoying me so often....

Tony: I'm proud of you buddy! So where is Mrs. Barton? Crying in happiness in the bathroom?

Clint: .......

Bruce: Clint?

Clint: I.....I.....

Steve: did she punch you in the throat?

Loki: lol did she say no?

Clint: .....

Loki: ....wait....she did didnt she?

Clint: .........

Tony: Barton, tell me exactly what she said from beginning to end

Clint: She said, "No."

Bruce: Oooooooooooooooh bro...

Steve: ouch

Loki: Damn.....

Tony: But...but....what? How?! You guys are...YOU WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!

Clint: Apparently she doesn't think that.

Bruce: How can we help Clint?

Loki: besides saving your relationship cause I'm pretty sure that's done-ow!

Tony:

Clint: Steve, can you go to the store and buy all the rocky road ice cream you can? I can't because I was banned from the store

Loki: why?

Clint: I bought too much ice cream the last time.

Bruce: wow...

Clint: if you'll excuse me guys....

[Clint has logged off]

Tony: that was brutal...

Steve: I can't imagine what I'd do if Peggy said no....

Bruce: wtf is wrong with natasha?! Why is she being a heartless biotch all the sudden?!? God damn it I just want my ship to be together!

Loki: we all want that banner

Tony: whelp, this was a depressing chat. I'm leaving to...go do science or something.

[Tony has logged off]

Bruce: right behind you...

[Bruce has logged off]

Steve: I'm gonna go...punch something

[Steve has logged off]

Loki: I'm gonna go...sulk in my prison...

[Loki has logged off]

Alright, if you laughed, great. If you didn't, that's okay too. This is more of a "pushing the story along" kinda chapter. I know some of you right now wanna shake Nat and maybe slap her for saying no to Clint. Okay....comments! Please comment! And don't be too upset, there will come a day...