Warning(s): Cursing, Reader turns into a female

Note(s): This is random and I hope you guys enjoy!
•Proofread? Semi (Sorry if there are any grammatical errors!)
•Written and Published: August 18,2019

Pairing(s): Thor x Male!Reader; Loki x Male!Reader

Word Count: 1,064 Words

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Y/N's P.O.V.
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I woke up and groaned softly as the hit bright hospital like lights were in my face. I looked over at saw Loki standing by me, freaking out a bit.

"I made a miscalculation..." The god mumbled softly.

I looked at him and rose a brow. I sat up and groaned softly, my stomach hurt so bad. I looked down and noticed I had developed breasts..overnight? I looked at Loki and started yelling, "What the fuck is this?! Is this for your sex shit?!"

"I was trying a spell and no one else would let me test on them." Loki said.

"I see why!" I yelled, "Change me back!" I yelled.

"I have not figured that part out yet. When I do, I will certainly contact you." Loki gulped and smiled sheepishly as he walked out the room.

"Get back here! I can't walk around the tower like this! We have a Tony!" I yelled and sighed softly when I realized he wasn't going to come back.

I walked into the mirror and noticed my hair was a little bit longer, I brushed it snd put it in a ponytail. I smiled softly as I saw my new jawline, "I would totally fuck me.." I mumbled softly, "If I was straight."

"Straight.." I mumbled and groaned softly, I remembered about my boyfriend, Thor. I heard his footsteps getting closer to my room. We just started dating, I can't fuck this up. Actually I didn't fuck this up. Loki did!

I turned around when Thor started speaking.

"Excuse me, Miss. Did you see Y/N?" He asked, holding a teddy bear in his hand.

"Thor..." I started.

"Do I know you?" He rose a brow and walked a little closer, keeping his distance.

"I sucked your dick last week, of course you fucking know me." I rolled my eyes, "Loki turned me into a girl and he doesn't know how to turn me back."

"I'm not surprised. He did the same thing to Tony a couple years ago." Thor chuckled softly.

"And you just let that little creature run around still?" I asked him.

"It was years ago." Thor sat down on the bed and looked up at me.

"So how long did it take for Tony to change back?" I sat down by him, leaning on him and holding his free hand and looked at the teddy bear that occupied the other.

"About three or four days." Thor said.

"A whole motherfucking week!" Tony yelled as he walked by with a bottle of liquor in his hands, he was walking towards the lab.

I groaned and laid back dramatically, then looked at Thor. Thor smiled at me and put the teddy bear by my face. "I got you a teddy." He smiled softly.

I chuckled softly at my boyfriend. "Gee thanks." I sat up and kissed him. I frowned when he looked a bit weirded out. "What's wrong?"

"It's weird. Like..I know I'm kissing you but it's not you." He smiled softly, trying his best not to be mean.

"I know." I groaned and laid back again, hugging the teddy to my chest.

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I hated the mornings so much. My leg always cramped up and my stomach hurt all the time. My body is still getting used to this change. I feel like I'm getting hit in the stomach with one of those spike ball things, then I'm getting run over with a lawn mower. Like the lawn mower is cutting me open and a million spiders are biting me at the same time. Then my head feels like thousands of needles are piercing me in the same spot repeatedly.

I looked over and smiled softly and saw Thor decided to stay the night. For emotional support. I sat up and whined softly.

Thor whined softly in his sleep. I wrapped my leg around the giant and poked his face. He's a heavy sleeper. I poked him again and smiled softly when I saw him moved a bit. "Thor! Fire!" I yelled.

Thor snored softly, he kicked off most of the blankets, half of them were either at the bottom of the bed or on the floor.

"I'm breaking up with you." I said.

"Bye.." Thor mumbled softly and continued to sleep.

I rolled my eyes and kissed his forehead and left the room. I walked to the bathroom. "I look like shit.." I mumbled. I brushed my teeth, washed my face, used the bathroom, washed my hands, took a long shower. Who knew near boiling hot water felt so good?

Thor got up and walked into the bathroom, half way up. He stood by the toilet. I noticed him through the glass window. "Thor! I'm in here! Get out!" I felt the urge to cover myself.

Thor started to wake up more when he heard my new voice. He jumped and looked at me confused, he rubbed his eyes and mumbled something about Loki and walked out.

I sighed softly and decided to end my shower early. I got out and dried my body off. I put lotion on then my clothes. I stayed in the bathroom and sighed softly. Today was the first day and I'm wearing the world's most uncomfortable bra.

I stormed out the room. My boots slammed against the wood floor as I made my way to the kitchen. "Loki!" I yelled loudly. "Turn me back! I want me dick back. I can't take this shit anymore." I said as I looked at him examining the fake fruit as he did most mornings. Tony tricked him into eating it and now he had trust issues.

Loki looked up from the plastic fruit then looked at me. "You look good." He chuckled softly.

"Turn me back. Have you even tried for solutions?" I crossed my arms.

He looked at the fruit and chuckled softly, "Well.."

I grabbed his hair tightly and yanked his head back, turning his face so we made 100% eye contact. "Find a way. Now." I let go and walked off.

Loki whined softly, "Fine.."