Next day Sandhir,Parth, Sanyu papa, Rajeev and her mom in hall. Sanyu papa like the villain of hindi films gave a look to all and then took a bag and threw near Randhir.

Papa: yeh kuch paise hai tumhare liye meri beti ko chodne ke liye
Paran faces were lit like Diwali lamps and they grinned and sanyu was glaring both the guys which they ignored as usual.

Randhir bend and opened the bag and saw there's nothing and he looked with confusion written on his face to papa.

Papa: uske andar hai dund lo

Randhir roamed his hand around the bag and something stuck to his hand and he with a victory smile took it out to see a wallet.

Again confused he opened to find few notes of 2000 and saw papa.

Papa: yeh mere wajah se nahi. Modi ji ne baaki note bandh karwali tho isse kaam chala lo. Yeh 100,000 hai

Randhir (in mind): apun ko bhikari samja hai kya buddhe ne
Papa: Randhir Woh film mein ek bag bar kar paisa de tha hai tho Woh feel la ne keliye diya hai. Chota purse tum rakh lo aur bag mujhe wapis do. Kyun ki yeh American tourister wala hai bahut mehanga hai
Randhir: bag kanjoos and twitch his lips

Papa: tho mein ha samaj loon aur ek hafte ke baad Rajeev aur meri beti Sanyu ki shaadi. Agar chaho tho khana khane ke liye aa sakthe ho

Randhir fakes a cough to grab all the attention.

Randhir aap yeh nahi kar sakthe

Papa: kyun nahi. Sanyu meri beti hai
Randhir: par yeh do baccho ki ma hai hai
Papa: pinky tho ek hai phir do kaise
Randhir: mera and sanyu ka baccha Ron
Papa: kaha se mila
Randhir: kaha se mila ka matlab hum dono ki mehanth se. Bahut choti si prem katha hai humara

Aap na kuch mahine nahi kuch saal pehle jao and all looks at the pointed finger of randhir.

Hamare pehala mulakath filmy ishytle mein hua. Kuch gunday ek bori lekar aaya aur thud daal Diya ek bade gunday ke paas aur uska naam tha

Sanyu(in mind) : Randhir

Aap ko pata hai uska naam woh tha Rd bhai mumbai ka bada luccha lafanga hai. Aur unke chamcho ne bori khola tho dekha ek ladki aur woh bhai aapki beti ke paas aa raha tha bas kuch he duri par thap aagay hero yani mein

Rajeev: tu kya kar raha tha waha pe
Randhir: mera ek kaam tha waha par. Abey kahani sunn kaun banega crorepati mat khel.

Apun kaha tha ha phir mein unn sabko acche se pitayi ki aur aapki beti ko lekar bhaag nikala. Phir hum un sabse dur aur aapki beti ko mein kaha jaane ke liye koyi unko pareshan nahi karega par woh mujhe dekhthi rahi phir apun bhi.

Aankho hi aankho mein ishara hogaya.

Aur hum ek saath rehne lagey. Aap aisa waisa mat sochna jaanu ki suraksha ke liye. Ek din bahar zor ka baarish drrr drrr phir bijli aur phir tho tho aapki beti dar kar mere paas ayi. Humhara Dil zor se dhadkne laga aur bijli gayi andhera aur aapki beti ne mujhe kaskar pakda.

Bechara mein kya karoon phir subah hum log ko pata chala humare beech sab hogaya. Woh sharmayi apun bhi.

Kuch din baad aapki beti ko ulti aur chakkar aane lage humne socha bahar ka khane ki wajah tha par Nahi. Aapki beti maa banne wali thi. Phir hume ek beta hogaya aur humara rishtey ki baath karne ke liye Woh yaha aayi par jab woh waapis aayi apun ne Dekha ek bacchi bhi thi.

Apun ne socha itni jaldi usse ek beti bhi hogayi. Kahi ek baccha andar hi rah gaya kya aise kayi sawal utt rahe the mere mann mein. Phir usne kaha uski di ki beti hai tab saans pe saans agaya.

Yeh hai humari prem katha isse humari adhuri kahaani mat banana sasur ji.

Papa: esse kaise tumlog ko baccha hogaya
Randhir: Jaise sab ko hota hai. Agar aap sunna chahthe hai tho kahthe hai.
Jaisa aapko apni beti mili yeh sab karke hi na.
Her mom giggles listening to that.
Papa: chee meri beti ki kar thooth nahi sunna mujhe
Randhir: aapki marzi

Papa: tum kaha tahre anpad gawar aur hum kaha
Randhir: hum tho tahre pardesi saath kya nibhaogye
Sanyu(in mind): galat time aur galat gaana

Papa: mere paas zameen hai bank balance hai ghar hai gadi hai. Tumhare paas kya hai
Randhir: apun me paas ma hai mere do baccho ki ma aapki beti

Papa: tum nahi jaante kitne unche pahunch hai meri
Randhir: kitni
Papa: iss jagah ke MLA mera dost hai. Ek call aur tum andar
Randhir: bas ek MLA. Mere paas Modi ji hai.
Papa: hahaha
Randhir: haso mat. Woh humare muhale mein chai bej tha tha aur mere papa ka dost. Mera ek caal yeh ghar hi woh jail mein le jayenge.

Apun ko kuch bataye bina Modi ji kuch nahi kartha. Apun na unhe pyaar se mamu bulathe hai. Caal kar loon unko.

Pata hai yeh paisa ka rok tho meine unhe bataya. Itna tez dimaag hai apun ka.

Randhir takes his phone and chants in mind arey yeh saala sasur rok mujhe and he was pressing some digits

Papa: ruko
Randhir: uff bach gaya
Papa: theek hai. Sanyu ne tumhse shaadi ki hai
Randhir: nahi
Papa; phir baccha
Randhir: baccha hone ke liye shaadi karni zaroori nahi hai woh aise hi hota hai. Hum woh hai kya kahthe hai usse
Rajeev: friends with benefits
Sanyu glares him
Randhir: nahi woh jo ek ladka aur ladki saath rehthe hai par shaddi ke bina aur Woh sab karthe hai jo shaadi wale karthe hai
Rajeev: live in relation
Randhir: sahi pakde hai. Hum woh hai

Papa: tumhe English bhi nahi aathi
Randhir: shaadi aur bacche ke liye English nahi chahiye. Hum Na mera hindi mahaan yojana wale hai. Mamu se bhi apun ne kaha Engles hatao aur hindi apnao. Jaldi woh aajayenge aur aap log Engles ki achaar dalna

Papa: tumhse baath karna bekar hai
Randhir: bewakoof log yahi kahthe hai
Papa: mujhe bewakoof bola
Randhir: aap nahi Rajeev ko

Papa: kal sanyu aur Randhir ki shaadi

And all leaves.