One Direction

Paul: (clenches his fist) "THOSE FUCKIN' WANKERS!"

George: (burps, leans back from eating too much) "What's the matter, Pol?"

John: "Fucking One Direction fan base is spitting shite about them being more successful than us in the last year."

Ringo: "It's pretty impressive."

John: (glares) "Shut up, Ringo."

Paul: (raises index finger in objection) "I'm going to write a strongly- worded letter about this! I didn't take grammar school for nothing, ye know!"

John: (pats Paul on the back) "Don't break yer hips now, boy. We all know what 'appens when you write those strongly-worded letters."

Paul: "They are going to pay." (begins to write but John snatches paper and pen and throws them into the trash can)

John: "Sorry, mate. I believe you need to take a nap. Ye had a big day."

Paul: "But I--" (yawns) "I need to complain about this."

John: (lays Paul down and tucks him in) "Sleep well little one."

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