My life is perfect!

The handsome guy jumped out of the car and pulled out a little box. He then told me the three words which made me happier than the happiest girl alive.

"We have food."

And my life was complete. Well, I was hungry for quite some time now...

"Ms. Karson?"

"Oh, you can just call me Avalon, good sir. Now, lead me to the food, will you" I said looking at him with anticipation.

"What?! I'm not giving you food." the guy said.

I put my hands up to my chest and gave him the most disgusted look I could manage. Looks sure could be deceiving. His manners are horrid. He has food but he doesn't want to give it to me?

Humph!

"Ms. KARSON!!" His voice boomed out again.

Okay dude! I hear you. Thanks for constantly finding the urge to remind me of my name!

"You know what? I don't like you at all. You sound just like my bald old physics teacher." I said sticking out my tongue at him and turning the other side.

Damn it! I'm really hungry right now.

I could hear the guy groan and a burger fell right into my hands. Wow!!

The melted cheese dripping out of it was calling to me. I slowly brought it up to my mouth.

It was almost in when a huge hand came and picked me up with the back of my shirt. The burger fell to the ground.

"No!! Come back! Nooo," I cried out as I flailed my hands around.

"I love you!" I shouted as I got up with a jerk. The very next second I regretted it. Real bad.

Angry spectacled eyes glared at me furiously.

"AAAAAAAH!" I said as I fell back and toppled to the ground. My butt hit the floor hard and I realised... My face is sticky! Shit! I was drooling?!

I brought my hand up to wipe it off! Nope. Not going. Why god? Why?!!

I then looked back up to see a tomato staring at me...

Oh wait, that was my hunger speaking. It was just the red face of a furious physics teacher.

I visibly gulped and I heard a snicker from behind me. I didn't even have to look back to know that it was none other than my stupid, annoying best friend. I'm gonna kill the guy one day!

"What did you say to me?" the teacher asked.

"I um... Well," I stuttered. What had I told him again? I jerked up and said... I love you?! Shit!

'ummmgrrrmph' I farted. My face turned beet red. Oh god Ava!! Deadly silence followed the sound. Thirty pairs of inquisitive eyes stared down at me. Now I've just done it! So I did the best thing I could possibly do at that time.

"It was him!" I shouted, pointing to the boy right behind me putting on the most convincing look possible. My best friend's eyes widened and he looked around at the people who had started staring at him. His face then turned pink as he muttered something under his breath.

Atleast their focus is shifted from me. He had that coming though.

Ok fine. I had a tendency to fart during stressful situations. That's me, OK?

Mr. Johnson, our teacher looked back towards me and glared at me again."Ms. Karson, I'll be seeing you in deten-"

"Ow! I think I broke something" I choked out.

"But you were fine a second ago" my truly insensitive teacher pointed out with narrowed eyes.

"I can't... I can't take it anymore. I... I" I gave a dramatic head spin before falling on the floor.

"Mr. Carter, take your friend to the nurse why don't you?" Mr Johnson's grumpy voice came out laced with boredom.

"But I don't want to!" Aaron, my best- no make that ex-best friend whined out. Yup, I could do better than him, I tell you!

"Mr Carter.." he drawled out in a threatening tone.

Aaron deserved that! I was being such an awesome friend and giving him a chance to bunk class but this idiot did not deserve it at all. Damn him!

"Fine" he grumbled out and I heard a desk scraping before someone lifted me off the ground. I was surrounded by his chocolaty smell as he humphed out.

"This girl is too fat." he groaned. Well, someone's muscles were weak. And I thought those abs were there for a reason!

I felt him walking towards the door and I restrained myself from shouting 'freedom' at the top of my voice.

"And by the way, Ms. Carson, I know you're listening... We'll meet in detention today evening. " Mr Johnson called out from behind me.

Dammit!! Did I overdo it??

Nah, I'm pretty believable.

Aaron sighed and we were finally in the corridors.

"Avey?" Yup, he calls me Avey (pronounced A.V)

I continued to act like I was unconscious. I just blamed him of farting in front of the whole class!

"Avey?!"

Nope. So not going to face him.

"I know you're not unconscious," he drawled out.

What is it with people not buying my act?! I'm doing it right, right...?

Aaron huffed out before muttering "Pay back time, Avey," before I could register what he said I felt myself fall to the floor for the second time as Aaron dropped me.

"Oww" I said rubbing my butt as tears blurred my vision for a second.

I gave a hateful look towards a laughing Aaron, yes. He was fricking laughing! What the hell was funny in that?!

I narrowed my eyes at him. Oh the sneaky monkey! I then grabbed his leg and yanked it hard, resulting in him shrieking in a very girly voice before falling on his butt as well.

"Oh my god, woman!" he groaned out in pain.

Hmm. That was fun. I always get this weird satisfaction when he's in pain because of me... Is that normal?

Meh, who cares. I am not normal either. Normal is overrated in my opinion...

The bell took this second to ring and children started coming out of classrooms. I tried getting up, but falling twice back to back on your butt is extremely painful and my backside felt numb.

I could hear cherry laughter behind me and I saw my other best friend Sam (Short for Samantha) laughing her ass of along with my last-but-definitely-not-the-least best friend Nat (Short for Natalie) who was trying to stifle her laughter but failing miserably.

See, told you, best friends in the whole world aren't they?!

Aaron was already up, dusting some non-existent dust off his jeans. I gave him a fixated puppy dog face until he finally turned to look at me.

"I'm not falling for that again!" he said not-so-firmly as he tried to glance away, crossing his arms across his chest. He hesitantly turned back to look at me with a painful expression he got whenever he tried to restrain himself. I in turn intensified my near perfect puppy dog face to ten times.

He groaned out in frustration before pulling me up muttering something along the lines of how emotional blackmail should be illegal and a punishable offence.

Yeah right, he just needed to learn to resist. Wait up... That's useless. Nobody, and I repeat, nobody can resist these puppy dog eyes of mine. I do it better that Bolt, to be honest..

Nat and Sam came up to us and started laughing again. I just scowled at them, waiting for them to finish.

"Hahaha, real funny!" I drawled out in a sarcastic tone.

"I know right!" Sam finished off with a giggle. Yup, say hello to the clueless one.

"Let's go for lunch. I'm starving!" Nat whined out. Now that's what I'm talking about.

"Me too! Let's go!" I said with excitement.

We chatted as we walked together towards the cafeteria.

One thing I can tell you for sure about our school's café is that it's fricking awesome! They serve many different cuisines, what with it being a huge, posh private school.

I'd like to think of myself as a disgrace to this place, because I'm anything but posh.

But oh well, I'm here.

We all went to our table and I plopped down on the chair. How nice it would be if the food could come flying and land in my hands...

I then looked towards Aaron. Oh, wait of course it could. A grin then spread across my face.

"Aaron." I sang out. He looked up from his phone and regarded me with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm really hungry" I said in a small voice as I rubbed my stomach to emphasise the point.

"Well, get yourself some food then" he said, clearly sensing my intentions.

"I might faint on the way," I said with a sniff.

"I'm not going to go get you your food, so quit trying." he snorted out. Ain't he a chivalrous gentleman.

And they say girls hold grudges. They should meet this best friend of mine.

"But best friends have to do that for each other!" I retorted

"Oh really? I didn't know that" he said, thinking for a while. "In that case, here's the money, get my lunch too will ya?" he said putting down a few pennies on the table.

I gave him a deadpan look but then I realised that getting my food isn't that easy.

I got up grumbling, and took the money.

"Avi, I want pasta today!" Sam called out behind me.

"Make that two" Nat said immediately.

"Oh of course ma'am, I'm a waitress at your service ain't I?!" I said incredulously ,but they just shrugged.

I muttered profanities under my breath as I dragged myself to the line. 

I ordered two vegetable salads for the girls, knowing they hated it and I did an evil laugh in my head.

Yup that's what they get for sending me.

I know better about Aaron and order a burger for him because knowing him, he'll most probably snatch mine away if he doesn't have one himself.

Not that I won't try taking it back but then a food fight... No actually war, didn't seem like a good excuse for wasting all that wonderful food.

So that's me, my friends and my life. Man, I am pretty awesome!

My phone rang at this precise moment.

"Yes daddy?" I answered into the phone.

Yeah, I'm a total daddy's girl!

"Apple pie... I have something to tell you, do come home fast okay?" he said hesitantly.

"Um ok..." I said cautiously. And he cut the phone hurriedly.

Well, awkward... Apple pie? That was new.

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An: So how was it. You liked it right? Right?! Actually-

Nat: I am legit cringing at the amount of grammatical errors in this one.

Author: Hey, I tried *pouts*. Besides-

Avalon: Oh my god woman! What the hell?! That was so embarrassing!

Author: Ok, so it's my story and-

Avalon: Woah, hold it there, it's my life! Mine!

Author: Well fair enough, but-

Aaron: I love you author! You gave me muscles and abs.

Author: See, he is what I call a grateful character-

Avalon: I don't like him *narrows eyes*

Author: Do I look like I care. *gives icy glare and turns to Aaron* I love you too hun!

Avalon: My best friend?! Seriously?

Author: jesus! You all are fictional

Sam: You're the one talking to fictional characters! *Gives very incredulous look*

Author: Oh shit! I am!! I've lost it right. I'm mad!!! *runs away*

Aaron: Well all the best people are...

Author:*peeks in through the door* he's got a point there. *walks back in* So guys..

Avalon: ooh, my line. VO-

Aaron: VOTE, COMNENT.

Avalon: SHARE!*glares at Aaron* oh you bastard...

Nat and Sam: *nervous chuckles* Oh k so...Bye guys, see ya soon!