Joshua: Ello Free! How are u doing on this fine day? *miserably fails at flirting*

Free: ...........u really wanna know?

Joshua: *nods*

Free: ........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH *inhales* AHHHHHHHHHUKGJYFHTCGJUFYKTDXJCHGVJTYDCFUGIHKGYJFTDRYHCJGYTFUDHYRCHGVJBK

Joshua: 0-0

Free: *continues to banshee shriek*

Free: *coughs abruptly* ......Good day. *leaves*

Joshua: 0-0 U-U 0-0

5 minutes later

Free: ow fuck ow fuck ow fuck ow fuck I think I ruptured my throat-