"gosh song taehee you're so heavy," taehyung sighed while holding tight the woman in his embrace. she basically koala bear hugging him. she's the bear and taehyung is that tree.

"it's been forever since i see you! let's stay a little longer like thissss," she insisted ; refusing to let him go. she just got back from her business trip and she just missed this guy the most.

"at last let me unlock the door. we're in front of our house and the neighbours are watching. come on," he glance to those people in the same condominium building. some of them is looking at them while laughing, and the rest of them were just confused of this couple.

"humans ugh." taehee scowled and let go of him. taehyung shakes his head and swipe the card. they get into the house and taehee didn't miss a chance to hug him again. taehyung don't even try to escape anymore. he just drag her to sit on the couch.

"aren't you tired though?" he asked, hands doubting if he want to pat her head or not. but in the end he just brushed it off and just stayed still.

while snuggling to his chest, taehee shakes her head. "noo all the tiredness gone when i see your face." she chuckled.

smooth. he thought. "ah i see. since you're not tired anymore, what about you make me a cup of coffee?"

"seriously?" taehee lift up her head and pouts.

"go, go. and bring me some snacks too." taehyung push her off his body and force her to do things.

"but i just got home!"

"me too but since you're the good wife, you should go and make me coffee now." he take off his tie and lie down on the couch, ignoring her. taehee randomly grabs his dick ; hardly for a revenge and stomped to the kitchen. taehyung ouch-ed and palmed his crotch. "this girl-- really??"

but we all know he's liking it.

not even few minutes after that, taehee come back to the living room with a cup of coffee. her face shows no emotions even though taehyung has been giving her looks and all that.

"enjoy your evening coffee, sir. before i take my shower, do me ; this faithfully beautiful gorgeous great wife need to do anything more for you?"

she gracefully bowed with hands on her stomach. taehyung got his mouth opened at his wife being extra.

"what's wrong with you? you can go now, take a bath or something. you're stinky." he said while changing the channels on the tv.

"then, i will send myself out now." surprisingly taehee took her luggage and get into their room. taehyung got his eyebrows knitted together ; figuring out what actually happened to her.

"weird," he said and sips the coffee. but at the moment the dark liquid react with his tastebuds, taehyung immediately choked. "whAT THE HELL? IS THIS SALT???"

"HA! HA! HA!"

a loud, evil, crazy scientist  laugh could be heard from the room. taehyung turn around and saw taehee peeked by the door frame ; sticking her tongue out.

"you-- stay right there," taehyung gets up from the couch and ready to get her. seeing he's walking fast to her, taehee widened her eyes and quickly close the door. she laughed and dance in victory.

"open this door," he said while banging it.

"no, no." taehee laughed. "how's that taste? i bet its saltyyy,"

"i'm not kidding. open the door now,"

"ooohhhh you don't tell me what to do, mister."

taehyung sighed and silently go to drink that poisonous coffee again. it taste like the deepest part of hell but he just did it for revenge. in his logic.

"babo. this is my house and i got keys for it. ha! just you wait for it." taehyung took the keys from a drawer in the kitchen. hearing that, taehee stop laughing.

i'm fucked.

"shit shit shit shit shit shit shit." taehee hold the door knob as tight as she could. but of course her effort was not worth it when taehyung managed to open the door and flash her an evil smile.

"come here, you brat." he take a step inside and chase taehee who is already running away from him.

not even seconds, the empty, silent house earlier suddenly filled with laughter and screams. it also become messy when taehee grabs some cushions and pillows to throw at him.

"gotcha!" finally taehyung managed to catch her. taehee try to run again but failed when he starts tickling her.

"stop stop-- shhhiitt-- hahaha kim taehyung s-- sstop--" she said between the laughter when taehyung keep tickling her on the stomach, waist and anywhere possible until both of them finally get down on the floor.

"you're so naughty you know," taehyung said and finally stop when she almost out of breath. taehee lie down on the floor weakly ; with taehyung trapping her hips between his knees.

"fuck you," she said, panting. its not just ticklish, its tiring. taehyung grins and pinned her arms on the floor. then, slowly he leans closer. taehee being the horny bitch she is, close her eyes and get her lips ready to be kissed.

but suddenly, she widened her eyes and try to push him away. "euw euw euw you taste like shit!!"

"taste your own poison," he smirks and kiss her again.

"biiiiitccchhhhh,"

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