It was an ordinary day in Fabletown. Bigby was on his way to the Business Office to get his usual stacks of paperwork and sheriff duties. Even though he was exhausted from the Crooked Man thing from about a week ago (fuck with us we get to tweakin hoe LOL I JUST HAD TO DO IT) but he was the sheriff, and he still had to do his job of protecting Fabletown. Bigby walked past the extra-long line of fables towards the door. "Oh, so you think you can just walk in?" a familiar voice said. He turned around to see Gren with his arms crossed, glaring at him. "I've been waiting here a half hour already, you get to just stroll in?! I bet you enjoy being Sheriff, do whatever the hell you want," Grendel said. The sheriff rolled his eyes and walked in. He stopped to pull a crumbled box of Huff-N-Puffs and took a cigarette out. He pulled his lighter out of his pocket, ignited his cig and put the igniter and box of cigarettes back in his pocket. The wolf walked up to see Snow and Bluebeard arguing over his money...once again. Bluebeard turned his head to see Bigby and said, "Ah, there he is! There's the man I wanted to see!" "What do you want, Bluebeard?" he sighed. "I'm still upset about my money loss and Ms.White seems to not be doing anything about it." "Really?" he said sarcastically. "This isn't helping, Bluebeard! In fact, now that you're here, here's some paperwork I need you to do by 11, Mr.Wolf." Fuck, I hate it when she calls me that. Why can't we go back to the days where she called me Bigby? he thought. She placed the paperwork in his arms and he said, "But it's 10:15, Snow!" "Well, get to it! Chop chop!" she said, clapping her hands together. "Now as for you, Bluebeard.." The sheriff was about to turn around and walk to his office when the door broke open with like 10 or 20 fables incoming. Bigby's eyes went big as he saw them yell and run up to him, forming a circle around him. "BIGBY, THERE'S A LEAK GOING ON IN THE TRIP TRAP!" Gren yelled. "WHAT DO I DO ABOUT ME AND BEAUTY, SHERIFF?" Beast shrieked. "CROOKED MAN KEEPS PECKING AT MY TREE, WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THAT?" Greenleaf yelled. "Don't you mean Crooked Bird?" Jack smirked. All the voices and complaints seemed to file on top of each other and topped it off with some insults of Bigby "not doing his job" and "being a shitty sheriff". "MR.WOLF, YOU NEED TO START ON THAT PAPERWORK!" "BIGBY, TELL BEAST THAT BECAUSE OF THE CROOKED MAN OUT OF POWER, WE'RE NOT IN DEBT ANYMORE!" "BIGBY" "SHERIFF" "BIGBY" "MR.WOLF" "DOG"  A minute later, he couldn't take it anymore and placed the papers down on his desk and threw his cigarette on this floor. (get ready for this) "HOLD THE HELL UP! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?" Bigby shrieked as his eyes and his face turned red. His voice was so powerful, the whole Woodlands could hear it. Better yet, the whole city of New York City could hear it. "FIRST THE FAT FUCK OF ALL, I JUST GOT HERE! I CAN'T DO ALL OF THESE THINGS AT ONCE! I'M NOT FUCKING SUPERMAN, I CAN'T BE AT TWO PLACES AT ONCE! I DON'T JUST MAGICALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS LIKE THAT!" he snapped. Everyone who was just crowding around him backed up in fear. "BESIDES, HALF OF THIS SHIT THAT YOU ALL ARE COMING TO ME ABOUT CAN BE EASILY FIXED IF YOU JUST USE YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD! OH, AND ALL OF YOU GUYS TALKIN' THAT HOT FIRE SHIT ABOUT 'oh, the sheriff is a lazy asshole, he doesn't do his jobbb, fabletown would be so much better without him' YEAH THAT'S REAL FUNNY! I'M A LAZY SHITTY SHERIFF! I PUT MY LIFE ON THE LINE FOR YOU GUYS BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE AS LONG AS Y'ALL DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, I CAN GO FUCK MYSELF!" Everyone's faces were in shock at Bigby's sudden outburst. They didn't make one move in fear that they'd be pounced on and eaten by him. Bluebeard's eyes were wide open as he said, "Wow...I didn't think you had it in you, Bigby." "Bluebeard, shut up before I smack the shine off your head!" Bigby yelled at him. "LOOK AT YOU GUYS, WHAT YOU ARE DOING! HELL, I THOUGHT THE CROOKED MAN WAS BAD, BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE. IF YOU GUYS WOULD'VE GOTTEN SHOT UP, HAD YOUR ARM BROKEN, GOT HIT WITH A BULLET THAT COULD POTENTIALLY KILL YOU, ATTACKED BACK THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF CLONES, THREATENED WITH A REVOLVER WITH A ROUND OF SILVER IN IT AND NONE OF YOU PEOPLE EVEN LISTEN TO ME! YOU DON'T EVEN SIT DOWN AND UNDERSTAND ME! YOU SIT HERE AND YOU COMPLAIN AND YOU BE IGNORANT AND YOU TALK THAT ILL DUMB SHIT, WHEN ALL I DO IS TRY TO LIFT YOUR ASSES UP!" The sheriff shrieked as his claws began to show. (ooo) "I brought the Crooked Man to the trail alive, I wanted to rip out Tweedle Dum's throat so bad, but I restrained myself! I wasn't violent in any way to Tweedle Dee while interrogating him!" Bluebeard glared at him as he remembered the interrogation. "I UNDERSTAND I WAS A BAD GUY BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT A GOOD GUY NOW! I'M TRYING MY BEST HERE, AND I CAN SEE THAT MY BEST ISN'T ENOUGH SOMETIMES, BUT WHEN IT GETS TO THE POINT WHERE YOU GUYS ARE CUSSING ME OUT FOR IT, I'M SORRY! IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SHIT THAN YOU CAN SUCK THIS DICK!" Bigby screamed. He was so angry that sweat was dripping from his face. This wasn't looking good for his blood pressure. He shook his head and yelled, "I'M DONE! I'M DONE BEING STRESSED, I'M DONE TRYING TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU PEOPLE DAY AFTER DAY, BUT YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! IN FACT, WHEN I DIE, I WANT YOU ALL TO LOWER ME INTO MY CASKET FACE DOWN SO YOU ALL CAN KISS MY ASS!" The shape-shifting wolf yelled as he stormed out of the business office. The fables looked at each other in fear but didn't say a word. Maybe he's right, Snow thought with her hand covering her mouth. Maybe we should appreciate him more.