*Coughs before rearranging script and leaning forward to tap microphone*

"Hey, uhh, is this thing on?"

*Tugs collar after being given the okay and clears throat*

"Hi guys, so I am the author."

*Jazz hands*

*Crickets*

"Tough crowd, huh?"

*Crickets*

"Coooool, so if you've tapped read (accidentally or not) I just wanted to say THANK YOU. It honestly means the world to me."

*unfolds creaky camping chair and sits down with a sigh*

"Welp. I guess that's it for now. Enjoy."

*Little sister appears, eyebrow raised*

"Oh yeah, I LOVE YOU GUYS."

*Eyebrow raises further*

*Jumps on unicorn*

"Onward and AWAY."