(Y/n)s POV

Well, I'm totally screwed over.

I owe that stupid Jew 20 bucks, and I'm broke as fuck.

I made a bet that if I could beat the fuck out of some kid, kyle would owe me money, but I haven't fought anyone.

So now I owe him money.

Mabie I should start from the beginning.

I was the new kid in south park. I thought everything was cool and nice. Till I met these bastards (jk they my best friends)

But I'm surprised they all let me be there friend... Cuzz I'm a chick.

But they didn't know that. And still don't.

Iv been pretending to be a boy and when lots of people are around at school, I'll go into the boys bathroom.

I have my (h/l), (h/c) hair tucked away in my (f/c) hat. No one has noticed and I'm kinda glad to.

The only reason I started pretending is because in my old school, I would get into so much boy drama I lost all my friends, there was a fight between my ex boyfriend and boyfriend. I left both of them and to my luck we moved!

But only for this year... Then I have to leave.

I grabbed my hat and headed for Stans house. He wanted all of us to meet up for some reason.

"Hey" I said as I entered Stans house.

My dude voice was pretty good. Or good enough to fool everyone.

I looked over at cartman who was munching on cheesy Poof's.

I sat beside him and he layed down propping his feet on my lap.

Stan was talking to Kenny about something and they were fixing the x-box which was broken from a fight between kyle and cartman a couple of weeks ago.

I rubbed cartmans legs and layed back on the sofa.

"Dude, what the hell."

I looked over at him and laughed.

"What?"

"Get your little gay hands off of me!"

I looked down at my hands realizing they were getting a little to close to cartman.

My eyes went huge.
Teehee... So adorable ah!

I felt like tweek with all my nervousness and twitching. I was mostly twitching because I could fell Kenny walk behind me every five minutes and trying to pull my hat off.

"Stop it kinny!" I screamed, sounding a lot like cartman. Cartman looked at me confused.

I pushed cartmans feet away and started walking over to Stan and kyle who was trying to fix the x-box.

"If it wasn't for fat ass, we wouldn't be in the shit!" Kyle screams frustrated.

"Ay! Shut your mouth you dirty Jew boy!"

I hear cartman scream, but try to hold in my girlish giggles.

"Wait which fat ass?" I ask and start laughing.

"Your not fat Jake."
Jake is my code name.

Stan says and continues working on the broken gameing system.

"Your probobly the skinnyest boy iv seen other than kinny cuzz hes poor."

cartman says still munching on cheesy poofs.

I could hear a muffled "fuck you" from Kenny.

I laughed.

I heard my phone ring and my ringtone is la resistonce from a movie I had seen before. |;)|

I answered and my mom said for me to come home.

I sighed.

"I gotta go guys, my mom said so..."

I opened Stans door as they all said goodbye.
Mabie I should tell them everything... I can't pretend forever...

Narrators POV

~next day~

"Hey Jake." Kyle said and you sighed.

"My names not Jake ...." You say and hold your arm.

Everyone looks at you.

"Then what is your name?" Kenny asks.

You suddenly realize you are still talking in your dude voice.
Stop it.  Talk normal.

"My name is (f/n) (l/n) and I'm a girl. Enough hiding." You say in your normal voice and take your hat off.

Your (h/c) hair falls down perfectly on your shoulders.

You look at everyone, but there's only one person you care about at the moment.
Eric cartman.

He stares at you along with the others.

"Dude! What tha fuck?!" Cartman screams.

"You lied to us!" Kyle yelled and Stan almost barfed.

"I'm sorry... I just thought you guys wouldn't want to hang with me because I am a chick." You look down at the fresh snow.

"Start over?" You ask.

"You... You lied.." Kyle said.

You stood there feeling guilty.

"Thank god! I thought you were gay!" Cartman said.

Your POV

"Its OK, you are still the same person. You can come hang with us after school if you wanna." Kenny says and Stan nods his head in agreement.

"What? No! She lied! Don't you guys see that?" Kyle says still in shock.

"I actually agree with khal...." Cartman says.

"She's a girl. A bitch. A hoe."

My face went red.
Ass hole...

"Oh come on... She's not like the other girls. Give her a chance." Stan says.

Cartman rolled his eyes and walked passed me pushing me aside.

~that night~

I went to Stans house and I was the latest one there.

"About time.. I didn't think you were coming" cartman says and crosses his arms.

I blush at his cute mad face.

"Well im here.. Is the x-box fixed?"

Stan shook his head.

"Naa.... I gave up on it."

I sighed then slowly remembered about all the things butters told me when I first met him.  I shouldn't be asking this. Is to big of a opportunity.

"Can I be... Apart of coon and friends?" My face turned blood red and I held my knees in my arms.

"Huh... I dunno..." Cartman says and pops a marshmallow in his mouth.

He dunno? 

>~< adorable!!!!

I smiled. I know exactly what I want to be... I'll make the costume as soon as possible! "

"What is it?" Stan asked.

"(Your favorite element /fire/water/ext.)

(Favorite animal)"

"Sounds cool. What's your name gonna be?" Kyle asks.

"(Make up your own name :D )"

"Nice!"

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