In the movies

Tom Holland:

the shirt reads "i lost an electron" "are you positive yet"

Me: I love his shirt omg

Taylor: It's kinda ironic-

Me: Or... ionic...

Taylor: *starts to get up*

Me: NO NO

Five minutes later

Me: so. How was it ironic??

At home

Me: *tells dad the story*

Dad: That's Ross humor shut up oh my god