Now showing private messages between Kryoz and Four07

Kryoz: brian was going rlly hard at brock huh

Four07: yeah he really was

Four07: what do you think thats about?

Kryoz: well i mean brock was kinda coming for the love of his life so i cant rlly blame him yk

Kryoz: but also it mightve struck a nerve or something i mean who knows what goes on between those two and i mean evan was in that facility not even that long ago

Kryoz: brocks just in a sour mood and that was a really low blow

Four07: no yeah definitely i agree

Four07: we need to mastermind something here

Four07: also you think brian was serious about evan saying hes like never gonna talk in the gc again

Kryoz: probably i mean evan is pretty stubborn

Kryoz: and hes busy with the work stuff since the conference thing is coming up right

Kryoz: idfk

Four07: arent you going with cam's bf?? how tf do you not know

Kryoz: oh my GOD scott i have so much to tell you about that actually

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: dont read the main gc

Terroriser: its a load of bullshit

RoastMasterV2: where is this coming from

Terroriser: just dont okay? everyone is miserable and bitter

Terroriser: just delete it off your phone really

RoastMasterV2: thats not concerning at all actually

RoastMasterV2: i actually was just about to text you

RoastMasterV2: found out what the project at work is and basically its team bonding so we all get to know each other and give a small presentation in office

Terroriser: like an ice breaker?

RoastMasterV2: its supposed to facilitate a proper integration of the two merging companies so getting to know each other is low stakes enough that it should actually work

RoastMasterV2: which is a very long winded way of saying i will be home late bc im going out for drinks with my work group

RoastMasterV2: and you are actually invited as well

Terroriser: ugh id love to but john just texted and based off the notif i can tell he wants something from me for some reason

RoastMasterV2: check it and lmk okay?

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Terroriser: just finished an HOUR LONG phone call with john hes planning something crazy and needs my help or whatever

RoastMasterV2: omg

RoastMasterV2: have fun with that ig

Terroriser has sent 2 attachments.

Terroriser: bro wth is he up to

RoastMasterV2: why does it say two different brands of shaving cream

RoastMasterV2: actually yk what i dont wanna know

RoastMasterV2: have fun babe!! love you!! i hope i can get away with just a drink or two or ill shoot myself

RoastMasterV2: NOT ACTUALLY !!

Terroriser: you dont have to clarify when youre kidding ev i can tell when ur not serious

Terroriser: love you :( miss you already

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Group 1

Evan: alright what the fuck are we doing

Evan: i cant be out all night i hate being around you people when im not getting paid

Evan: and when im getting paid now that i think of it

Blarg: well since this project is overtime you ARE getting paid for this

Blarg: and taking a cut from all of us while youre at it you sly mf

Swagger: hes not taking a cut of MY overtime im pretty sure its just a you problem

Swagger: who all is going anyway since they said we could have a plus one in the spirit of the project

Swagger: my bf is in australia and my date to the conference is a bit...preoccupied at the moment

Evan: oh i know

Evan: and hes dragged MY boyfriend down with him that asshole

Evan: i dont know what theyre doing but i hope john breaks his leg

Swagger: you just dont want to be the only one on crutches you sour sack

Evan: im not on crutches dumbass

Cody: uhh i hope you guys dont mind if my bf joins us?

Evan: thats perfectly fine. cant wait to meet him!

Blarg: i hate being reminded that evan has the capability of being nice

Evan: im going to drown you in dish water

Blarg: yk i dont even think your boyfriend is real because there's no way anyone would ever put up with you willingly

Evan: i dont need to fake anything

Evan: but maybe thats hard to believe from your personal experience

Swagger: guys theres no need to fight

Evan: who said im fighting?

Evan: because there wouldnt be a fight once i start one

Blarg: sometimes i just want to punch you in your smug fucking face

Cody: are we going to that place on third?

Soup: i fucking love this chat

Blarg: no the place on hilton, the one on third fucked up my takeout the other day and made it spicy so we're enemies rn

RoastMasterV2: cant handle spice? what a fucking baby

Blarg: at least i can handle having a normal conversation with my coworkers

RoastMasterV2: i think im going to ruin your life

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Swagger: evan??? are you okay??? did you take an uber or something bc im sure blarg will GLADLY pay for it

Evan: dont text me.

Evan: im walking home

Cody: that doesnt seem safe

Evan: i need to walk off the urge to stab blarg in his stupid fucking face with his own beer bottle

Blarg: come on ev i said i was sorry!

Evan: dont call me that

Evan: and stop fucking texting me

Evan: if i see your name on my phone one more time tonight istg

Soup: hes so pissed hes using abbreviations blarg you are SO fucked

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Now showing private messages between Swagger and Kryoz

Swagger: hey so um

Swagger: evan is pissed and walking home rn

Swagger: could you text his boyfriend or something

Kryoz: what the hell

Kryoz: what happened??

Kryoz: NO SHOT YOURE LEAVING ME HANGING

Kryoz: fine ill text him damn

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BESTIEZ

Kryoz: brian

Terroriser: oh my god i JUST got home what the fuck else do you want from me

Terroriser: is breaking into someones home and setting booby traps not enough for you? you have to terrorize me AGAIN??

Kryoz: okay you actually cant blame me for this bc i was ready to SLEEP for the next twelve hours

Terroriser: so get on with it then

Kryoz: okay so like swags just texted me and said WITH ZERO CONTEXT BTW BEFORE YOU ASK that evan was like super pissed off and was walking home

Kryoz: so like do with that information what you will

Four07: okay quick question why use the fucking gc??

Kryoz: it was the first conversation i saw rhat had brian in it

Terroriser: fuck okay

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Terroriser: text me swaggers number.

Kryoz: oh my god

Kryoz: brians going on the news

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and Swagger

Terroriser: what is blargs number

Swagger: well hello to you too

Terroriser: did i fucking stutter? whats that assholes number

Terroriser: actually do you know his address??

Swagger: brian you just need to relax okay its not a big deal

Terroriser: evan has a BLACK EYE

Terroriser: maybe even a mild CONCUSSION

Swagger: yeah that guy has terrible luck idk what to tell you

Terroriser: i just want to talk to blarg is all

Swagger: nope not telling you anything

Swagger: sorry

Terroriser: its cute that you think im gonna give up that easily

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Group 1

Evan: okay so since swagger wont give me your number i took evans phone so could someone please explain to me why MY BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WITH A BLACK FUCKING EYE

Swagger: oh fuck

Blarg: hi nice to meet you

Evan: YOU.

Blarg: oh no

Evan: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Evan: the amount of times i hear evan complaining about you and your idiotic nature is astounding, and to realize that you are nothing more than a lazy, arrogant, and uncaring oaf is so unsurprising that it is BAFFLING how hard it is to be surprised by your behavior

Evan: you are one of the dumbest and most intolerable pieces of actual fucking shit that ive ever heard of and am soon to be meeting

Evan: you better PRAY that when i see you at that conference im in higher spirits because if you think Evan is scary i promise you that i am WORSE

Evan: go fuck yourself blarg and i mean that whole heartedly and then maybe afterwards you can throw yourself off the tallest building in the city

Evan: and i expect more than the piss poor apology you attempted making only to realize that you cant be serious about fucking ANYTHING

Evan: watch your fucking back

Soup: oh my god there's two of them

Swagger: holy fuck

Evan: and im going to delete these messages so evan doesnt know i sent them and youre not gonna say ANYTHING

Evan: do i make myself clear?

Blarg: look okay its not MY fault he didnt watch where he was fucking going okay he literally left to get drinks in the middle of my story and he KNOWS i talk with my hands

Blarg: i did NOT mean to punch him i dont know why its such a big deal

Blarg: he wasnt even that mad

Evan: it makes sense that you live on the third floor of your building, just as pathetic as you

Blarg: wait HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT

Evan: ill see you at the conference blarg

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Fuck Witcha

Moo: hey evan

Moo: @ evan

Moo: dude brian get him to open this chat

Terroriser: if your going to say some shit like you did last time i dont think today is the day man

Moo: just get him on jesus christ

RoastMasterV2: what the fuck do you want.

Moo: what the fuck did you do to my god damned house

RoastMasterV2: im sorry what?

Moo: youre the only one who couldve done it just admit it

RoastMasterV2: im not in the mood for guessing games brock why dont you be specific with your accusations

Moo: well when i went to sleep last night everything was fine, and then i wake up this morning to my bed COVERED in shaving cream, my furniture turned upside down, my fridge door taken off, and a pile of honestly i dont even WANT to know what smushed into my carpet and i know it was fucking you

RoastMasterV2: it doesnt surprise me that youve made multiple enemies because it wasnt me

Moo: bullshit

Moo: youre the only one here that can do petty and spiteful shit here

Moo: or are you so fucking unstable that you cant remember

RoastMasterV2: what did you just say to me

Terroriser: brock what the fuck is wrong with you like actually

RoastMasterV2: maybe this is hard to believe brock but the world does not revolve around you or your shitty life. i have my own shit to deal with. frequently

RoastMasterV2: and as much as id love to say that i covered your bed in shaving cream like a vlogger from 2016 i was actually busy dealing with my own fucking coworkers on a last minute project that i wish would just be fucking over with because i fucking hate them and wish i could stab my eyes out with a fucking beer bottle everytime i see them

RoastMasterV2: but no i was at a bar trying to have a decent night and then i end up with

RoastMasterV2: you know it doesnt even fucking matter because it is so baffling how conceited and self centered youve become after getting dumped by the one person who actually could push past your bullshit

RoastMasterV2: surprise! even he could see how fake and selfish you fucking are

RoastMasterV2: and if you think its so fucking funny to joke about me and my mental health struggles, then good for you brock, because at the end of the day you need the validation that you're better than me because youre not fucking crazy

RoastMasterV2: if that brings you comfort, then all the power to you, but it wont change that you are lonely and miserable and will probably takes YEARS before you find someone who will even CONSIDER dating you and meanwhile i have never been happier so fuck you you fucking prick

Moo: at least i wont have to question if the person im dating is real or a figment of my imagination

Moo: maybe you'll get married in a psych ward and instead of rings you'll have a bottle of anti-psychotics

Moo: god knows you need them

RoastMasterV2: did that make you feel better?

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: ev

RoastMasterV2: its fine brian

Terroriser: just ignore him, okay? he doesnt know anything

RoastMasterV2: brian seriously its fine

RoastMasterV2: i just want to be alone right now

RoastMasterV2: my head hurts, my fucking ankle hurts, my eye hurts, and im exhausted and just want to take a nap

Terroriser: are you sure you dont want company?

RoastMasterV2: i have a fucking video call with my boss tomorrow brian i just need some space today

RoastMasterV2: and i dont want to be rude but could we sleep in separate beds? just for tonight

Terroriser: of course ev

Terroriser: but if you need ANYTHING you know im here right? even if you just want me to sleep on the floor

RoastMasterV2: i know, thanks brian

RoastMasterV2: i love you

Terroriser: i love you more

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RoastMasterV2: can you make me a sandwich?

RoastMasterV2: i dont wanna get out of bed yet

Terroriser: do you want me to eat in there with you??

RoastMasterV2: please

Terroriser: ok

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RoastMasterV2: where did u go :(

Terroriser: had to go take the car for an oil change

RoastMasterV2: didnt you just buy it?? the oil should be fine

Terroriser: my mom bullied me into it when she called yesterday

Terroriser: ill be back soon okay?

RoastMasterV2: i might go back to sleep

RoastMasterV2: i dont feel good at all

Terroriser: thats fine

Terroriser: have a good rest

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Fuck Witcha

Jon: hey guys

Four07: whats up dude

Jon: just checking in

Jon: figured that was a good idea

Moo: i dont even know WHY we still use this chat if all we do is fight all the time

Terroriser: you say that like you're not the one starting fights all the time asshole

Moo: brian not now

Terroriser: un fucking believable

Four07: guys we have to stop fighting

Four07: lets just lay it all out

Four07: all the couples have broken up

Four07: there's no point in hiding it anymore, right?

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: more like you dumped me and brock got dumped but whatever

Four07: the point is that its over and emotions are at an all time high right now and thats not good for anybody

Four07: especially if its just going to lead to low blows and insults, brock

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: oh so ur gonna act all high and mighty?

Four07: no, i dont care if you need to let your anger out on me david, but brock is the one who's taking it out on people who aren't involved and thats not okay

BasicallyIGetFucked: yeah i agree its not fair to take it out on evan when hes barely in the chat these days anyways

Lui: yeah and honestly he may never talk in this chat again

Lui: its already been like a week and a half

Kryoz: ugh i KNOW and i cant even get him to answer my texts :(

Terroriser: yeah he told me to tell you to stop sending him stupid shit he wont be fully healed until after the conference next week and talking to you makes him want to run ten miles

Kryoz: tell him thats not gonna stop me

Moo: its so annoying how close you two are

Terroriser: its not as annoying as you being a pissy little baby all the time

Fitz: ngl he cooked ur ass

Four07: ^^

Moo: im not gonna apologize to evan i said what i said

Terroriser: i hope your house burns down

Terroriser: with you inside it