bro im forgetting my own lore for this fucking series i keep having to go back to the first book and remind myself what's happened and who knows who or whatever like im so cooked

also sorry for the large gaps between updates this semester has been ROUGH and finals week just started but good news is that im finally graduating!! so the next chapter will either be right before my ceremony or just after!!

anyways next chapter is fully just a brian and evan date and its super long so TRUST it will be worth the wait

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BESTIEZ

Terroriser: guys i think i have to plot a murder

Four07: im there bro just name a time and place

Kryoz: scott what happened to being my best friend

Four07: okay first of all i thought evan was your best friend and second of all according to the name of the chat the three of us are besties for life

Terroriser: yeah hes got a point there john

Kryoz: okay fair

Kryoz: my fault

Four07: who are we killing

Terroriser: fucking lucas

Terroriser: i go pick up dinner and bring it back and evan shows me these messages he got from lucas and hes just bitching about me and telling evan "tell your boyfriend to cool it" and then ACCUSES EVAN OF HAVING FEELINGS FOR HIM AND BEING JEALOUS????????????????

Kryoz: he WHATTTTT

Four07:  NO FUCKING WAY

Terroriser: i want that motherfucker to choke on his words

Kryoz: BALLS TO SAY THAT TO EVAN OF ALL PEOPLE

Four07: does he think evan just orders you around or like????

Terroriser: bro evan said something crazy back basically calling him like an ego maniac or whatever

Four07: wait what did evan say im curious now

Kryoz: yeah what was it

Terroriser: lemme ask evan for his phone one sec i wanna make sure i get the quote exact

Terroriser: he said "i dont think about you, lucas"

Kryoz: BARSSSSSSSS

Four07: if i were lucas id have to kms

Kryoz: wait why was he mad in the first place

Terroriser: bc he told some of evan's coworkers or like i guess their coworkers now that he and evan used to date and i got so pissed bc like why would you say that like thats not professional at all especially when you JUST got hired???

Four07: hard agree

Kryoz: yeah hes weird for that

Terroriser: so i texted jon and told him that lucas was on the trip with us without him and basically started causing problems in his relationship bc thats obviously what hes trying to do with mine??? and ig it went bad (just like i hoped!!!!!!) so now he wants to take it out on evan but ITS NOT BETWEEN HIM AND EVAN ITS BETWEEN ME AND HIM.

Kryoz: oh FUCK

Four07: wait maybe i shouldve been scared of you this whole time actually

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The TrapHaus

Swagger: its getting bad here guys

Kryoz: yeah i agree

Fitz: whats wrong ????

Tobi: did you break up again

Kryoz: no its actually much worse

Swagger: so much worse actuallt

iMat: fucking tell us wth

Swagger: so like....we were introduced to our new hires and one of them is actually someone we know

Kryoz: bro just say its evan's ex boyfriend god you are terrible at getting to the point

Fitz: WAIT WHO

Kryoz: fucking lucas

Fitz: oh fuck thats messy

Kryoz: and he didnt invite jon (his BOYFRIEND???) to the trip, or even tell the guy that he was going

Fitz: no way

Swagger: we are in HELL babe

Zuckles: so like is there a point to this being a groupchat conversation if uoure just going to have an orgy in the middle of it??

Kryoz: well theres some OBVIOUS tension between lucas and evan (who is so fucking pissed off btw and also lucas is lowkey still in love with evan despite having a bf (who is ALSO in love with evan (this is very complicated i cant explain it all here))) but evan has tried to stay out of it believe it or not and its actually BRIAN (evans bf in case anyone forgot) who is performing psychological warfare

Swagger: bc lucas told our work chat that he and evan used to date and brian did not like that

Kryoz: so brian has lowkey started a fight between  lucas and his bf

Swagger: yeah i actually saw lucas on the phone earlier and from the snippets i caught i could tell he was PISSED and ESPECIALLY when he saw brian walk in through the front door holding a bag of food (for him and evan probably bc ofc theyre like perfect together or whatever)

Jay: LMAOOOOOO

Tobi: oh yeah someone is def dying on this trip

Kryoz: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE CAN WE PLEASE JUST HAVE SEX IN A STAIRWAY

Kryoz: whoops sorry wrong chat

Zuckles: in what world is there a RIGHT chat for that message???

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LOVERBOYS!

Kryoz: guys we need a ship name

Fitz: arent you in the middle of something in the other chat??

Kryoz: so you hate me and want me to die??

Swagger: what did u have in mind john?

Fitz: guys you two are literally leading the conversation you cant just start a whole ass thing over here

Kryoz: idk bc its kinda hard

Fitz: GUYS

Kryoz: do not "guys" us we have been inside you

Fitz: WTFFFFFFF

Swagger: im tryna have sex in a stairwell ngl

Kryoz: switzoz?

Swagger: hmm that lowkey rolls off the tongue

Fitz: why do we need a ship name?

Kryoz: so people see us as a unit

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The TrapHaus

iMat: damn so they just like fully dipped after that comment

Kryoz: okay we're back

Tobi: ur that horny and thats how long you last??

Kryoz: no i was messaging in our lovers chat about something else

Fitz: why are we calling it a lovers chat

Fitz: we canNOT call it that

Kryoz: okay shane hollander

Swagger: WHO???

Zuckles: you havent seen heated rivalry?

Kryoz: THANK YOU

Kryoz: brian didnt know either and his boyfriend is canadian like wtf

Kryoz: anyways so like lucas shows up and brian is Not happy about it so he's like oh if you want to try to cause problems in my relationship then im just gonna fully ruin your relationship and clearly lucas didnt like that so he's texts evan and is like hey put your boyfriend on a fucking leash and fully accuses him (evan) of having lingering feelings for him and being jealous of him (lucas)

Kryoz: so we are in HELL

Tobi: okay but im not seeing how this is your problem??

Zuckles: yeah didnt u like JUST have rhe thing with the three boyfriends or like whatever is happening

Jay: mason is high dont listen to him

Zuckles: fuck you cunt

Kryoz: im still not used to that

Swagger: this is MY problem bc theyre my coworkers and i dont want to be caught in the crossfire and theyre also JOHNS FRIENDS so its messy

Tobi: damn can one thing go right on this trip its been like three days

Swagger: its almost been a week and we have our first free day tomorrow so hopefully everyone will stay away from one another

Kryoz: yeah brian keeps being vague about this Plan he has for him and evan and like if i didnt know any better id think it was a sex thing

Tobi: maybe it IS a sex thing

Kryoz: well evan's ace so its not that

Swagger: like full ace? isnt there a spectrum?

Kryoz: all he's ever told me is ace so im sticking with that full stop

Kryoz: but also that was like a huge conflict between him and jon so ofc i remember all that

Jay: okay but like what if it IS a sex thing but like hes just watching?

Kryoz: 1) gross (swags we should talk about rhat later) 2) nope not possible those two are #strict

Fitz: im starting to think i need to be a little more #strict

Kryoz: hey if you were on this trip we'd ALL do crazy sex things but ur not bc im just the better boyfriend so

Fitz: im gonna hurt you

Kryoz: im gonna tell evan im a victim of domestic violence

Swagger: please dont

iMat: please DO omg im obsessed with him

iMat: in a parasocial way not a romantic way just to be clear

Tobi: wouldnt have taken mat to be a fanboy tbh

iMat: im not a fanboy wtf

Kryoz: so u want him BAD

Kryoz: ill pass the message along to brian

iMat: DUDE???

Swagger: babe stop terrorizing people

Fitz: he wants u to terrorize him instead

Swagger: i have to go to a meeting im being terrorized enough

Swagger: IM GONNA BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHIT SHOW FUCKKKKK

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: i miss you already :((

Terroriser: i cant wait until tomorrow and we're free

Terroriser: ive already made plans !!

RoastMasterV2: ik you havent stopped reminding me which is crazy bc you wont even tell me what they are <\3

Terroriser: its a surprise!!! youll like it tho trust

Terroriser: and then we have reservations courtesy of swagger :)

RoastMasterV2: dude the meeting hasnt even started yet and i can feel lucas staring at me i seriously might have to beat his ass

Terroriser: im gonna kill him

RoastMasterV2: ur rlly hyping up tomorrow

Terroriser: whatever expectations you have, i promise you you'll have to raise them.

Terroriser: we can finally have a whole day to ourselves and away from your coworkers!! we must celebrate !!!

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BESTIEZ

Terroriser: i am being so incredibly serious like more serious than i have ever been in my entire life so listen up

Terroriser: i have planned an entire days worth of things for evan and i tomorrow and it is CRUCIAL that NO ONE i mean NO FUCKING ONE bothers us

Terroriser: the only exception is if one of you is DYING and already at the hospital and even then you have to give it some heavy thought

Kryoz: damn bro is it really that serious

Terroriser: YES.

Four07: i understand

Four07: but if you need an alibi just lmk

Kryoz: brian would plot a murder just to surprise evan

Terroriser: evan is not all violence and shenanigans guys hes actually really kind hearted okay

Kryoz: are you saying that because its true or because ur being held at gun point??

Four07: ur telling me evans never done anything nice for you??

Kryoz: touche

Kryoz: but i thought his two modes were sad or revenge driven

Terroriser: evan will not be sad tomorrow dont put that into the universe or im scalping you and making you eat it as bacon

Kryoz: HOLY FUCK???

Four07: WTH????????

Four07: what the fuck have i just read

Terroriser: i told you im serious

Four07: and im on board wholeheartedly good for you king do what you gotta do

Kryoz: ill even go to jail for you king

Terroriser: not necessary. and tell your boyfriend too john

Terroriser: i have to handle lucas ig

Kryoz: if u tell lucas not to bother you i think he'll do the exact opposite tbf

Terroriser: hold on i think the murder is happening sooner than i thought

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BEL

FuckBoi: okay so maybe we should clear the air here

RoastMasterV2: im getting real sick of all these random groupchats theres probably like ten of these thag get introduced and then never get used again

RoastMasterV2: and ive got nothing to say to you outside of work requirements so

FuckBoi: okay so we havent gotten off to the best start

FuckBoi: clearly we need to sort this all out...and exchange apologies

Terroriser: the only one who should be apologizing is YOU.

Terroriser: all the fucking bullshit youve conjured up and pulled out of your fucking ass within the TWENTY FOUR HOURS YOUVE BEEN HERE is astounding

Terroriser: everything was perfectly fine and now youre here trying to cause problems bc clearly youre jealous

FuckBoi: im not jealous

FuckBoi: what do i have to be jealous of?

RoastMasterV2: tf do i have to be jealous of???? my life is great

FuckBoi: yet you spend every second of the day with your roommate/ex-boyfriend?? yeah im sure thats healthy

RoastMasterV2: well at least hes not an asshole who lies to me for no god damn reason

FuckBoi: i already told you im sorry about that ev, and its been a long time since then too i figured we'd be able to move past all that

RoastMasterV2: im not past it

RoastMasterV2: im still so fucking mad at you but i can push it aside and be professional and civil when i have to but whats happening here is you way overstepping

RoastMasterV2: so seriously stop texting me unless its for something work related

FuckBoi: evan we should just talk it out now and clear the air

Terroriser: he asked you to only text about work stuff lucas

FuckBoi: i dont even know why youre here

FuckBoi: it makes no fucking sense that you get to be like the one person evan doesnt have a problem with?? you're exes

RoastMasterV2: you make me sound like i have anger issues or something

RoastMasterV2: just bc i have a problem with you doesnt mean i have to have a problem with EVERYONE

RoastMasterV2: and im still friends with scott??

FuckBoi: what is your fucking problem

RoastMasterV2: youre an asshole, thats the problem

RoastMasterV2: you lied to me, treated me like a little kid, forced someone to become friends with me just so you could check up on me (bc apparently a guy cant be angry and want to be alone??), actively hid that you knew who stabbed me, acted like an asshole again (in case that wasnt clear enough), and now you're acting like everything is fine and like we can just go right back to where we used to be just bc "it was a long time ago"

RoastMasterV2: which is a LOT of personal issues for you to want to rehash on a work trip, where im trying to be professional.

RoastMasterV2: and you've put me in such a shitty situation for no reason at all because youre what?? jealous?? mad that you dont get to be in the same position as brian??

RoastMasterV2: and youre never gonna be brian. he actually listens and he cares and i can wholeheartedly trust him whereas i cant trust you at all. i wouldnt even trust you to send a text message from my phone

FuckBoi: wait so like are you and brian actually dating or whats going on

RoastMasterV2: why does it matter to you? genuinely

FuckBoi: bc ur being so fucking cryptic about it i just want to know

Terroriser: well thats tough bc it doesnt even involve you so why would we tell you??

RoastMasterV2: ^^^

RoastMasterV2: what happens between me and brian is none of your concern

RoastMasterV2: now next time you message better be about work or something related to work. bye.

Terroriser: also i feel like its a bad time to mention it but lucas you are the one who MADE this groupchat and purposely included me in it...