Fuck Witcha

Four07: so

Moo: ofc ur texting first

Four07: okay so does EVERYONE have an attitude all of a sudden or what

Four07: bc if u wanna start something we can start something

Moo: you've BEEN starting something idk what you're talking about

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: in his defense, he's mostly been ending things

Four07: dude FUCK YOU

Four07: you're my boyfriend you're supposed to be on MY SIDE

Moo: omg my show is back

Four07: im gonna end YOU

Lui: okay guys I think the gc can only handle one breakup at a time

RoastMasterV2: wasn't there that one time when like everyone's relationships ended? I remember that going really well

Moo: I don't think we need to go back to that time

Four07: wasn't that when you were literally kidnapped??

RoastMasterV2: omg ofc u remember the exact time

Four07: oh no ive dug myself into a hole haven't i

RoastMasterV2: i could say something really mean that would ruin the next two days for you but im trying to be nicer so i won't

Lui: "trying to be nicer" mf didn't you obliterate craig literally four days ago

ChokingIsMyKink: HE DID NOT.

RoastMasterV2: i totally did

ChokingIsMyKink: i'm going to kill you

RoastMasterV2: omg im sooooooo scareddddd

RoastMasterV2: do me a favor and check out what I texted you really quick

Lui: omg idk whats been going on lately but Evan is kinda

Moo: he issssss

Kryoz: that's what ive been SAYING

BasicallyIGetFucked: i have to agree ngl

Fitz: yeah ive been seeing him everyday and this guys aura is off the charts idk

ChokingIsMyKink: EVAN WHAT THE FUCK

ChokingIsMyKink: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT.

RoastMasterV2: never underestimate me.

ChokingIsMyKink: istg-

RoastMasterV2: are you gonna finish that sentence or......?

ChokingIsMyKink: no.

ChokingIsMyKink: i am not.

ChokingIsMyKink: and also I am sorry for what I said to you yesterday. it was very uncalled for and definitely not cool. I was projecting my own issues on to you and that wasn't acceptable whatsoever. i'm truly sorry and it won't happen again

Kryoz: guys im scared

Moo: me too john me too

Four07: evan when are you free i think i need a crash course in aura

Kryoz: bro just silenced the biggest crashout in this gc i am TERRIFIED

Terroriser: mf i'm TRYING TO SLEEP

Terroriser: what the fuck are yall YAPPING about

ChokingIsMyKink: brian.

Terroriser: what do YOU want

Four07: my show is BACK

Moo: my show is BACK

Moo: omg twins

ChokingIsMyKink: the things I said to you the other day were uncalled for completely. I have been having trouble processing things and have been taking it out on you when its not your fault, it's mine. I will try to be better in the future. I do still want to be friends if you'll have me, and I will apologize privately to Evan about the other things I said. I thought I had gotten closure about our situation but it appears I haven't, and that's clear now. Truly, I am sorry.

Terroriser: what the fuck

Lui: omg what does evan have on this guy

Kryoz: anyone else insanely turned on rn

Moo: not yes but not no

BasicallyIGetFucked: oh im def turned on

Four07: i feel like its weird if i say yes

Terroriser: I'll think about it, craig, but I appreciate the sentiment.

ChokingIsMyKink: that's all I ask

Fitz: no deadass i am SCARED

Fitz: i LIVE with this mf

WildHoe: what the fuck goes on why are we spamming

WildHoe: brian why are you trying to sleep in the middle of the day

Terroriser: so suddenly napping is a crime

ChokingIsMyKink: tyler I would really appreciate if we could have a private conversation about all of this

WildHoe: well

WildHoe: I suppose that's fine

RoastMasterV2: well now that that's all taken care of

Kryoz: evan what the fuck

RoastMasterV2: ?

Lui: nah I gotta agree with john on this one what the HELL dude

RoastMasterV2: i'm just making conversation

Terroriser: what did you say to craig??

RoastMasterV2: nothing

RoastMasterV2: i just had something I wanted to show him

BasicallyIGetFucked: OH MY GOD HE HAS A GUN

Terroriser: he does NOT have a gun

Fitz: AND HOW DO YOU KNOW???

Terroriser: WE LITERALLY LIVE TOGETHER?????

Moo: can't believe brian is getting aura lessons for free

Kryoz: im drooling bro evan blackmailing someone is highkey sooooo hot

RoastMasterV2: I was just showing craig something that I found okay? its nothing serious I promise just a little friendly chat

Lui: If i'm ever on evan's bad side I need one of you to promise to shoot me with a gun i cannot handle the retailiation

Moo: ngl i think evan might just shoot you himself

RoastMasterV2: :)

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yeah evan has been insanely hot lately

Terroriser: you wouldn't think that if you lived with him i promise you

RoastMasterV2: oh

RoastMasterV2: do you not like being roomies?????

Terroriser: dms.

Terroriser: but evan HAS been pulling off some insane moves lately

Terroriser: when he's not SLICING HIS HAND OPEN WITH A KNIFE

RoastMasterV2: I HAVENT EVEN TOUCHED A KNIFE SINCE THE INCIDENT

Terroriser: EXACTLY BECAUSE I WONT LET YOU YOU DUMBASS

RoastMasterV2: you wound me

RoastMasterV2: truly wound me

Four07: ngl im SAT for brian's downfall

Kryoz: hate to disappoint you dude but evan ain't gonna do shit to brian

Fitz: ^^^^^

Moo: what makes you so sure

RoastMasterV2: yea i wanna hear this too

Kryoz: bc yk

Fitz: yeah.

Lui: okay but what does that mean

Kryoz: i dont think I can elaborate

Moo: i think he's trying to say that he paid evan off

Four07: but why would john do that??? and to protect brian????

Moo: unless...

Terroriser: BROCK IM SICK OF YOUR THEORIES

RoastMasterV2: theories???

Moo: DW ABOUT IT EVAN THERES NO THEORIES NOPE NOTHING IS GOING ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU OR JOHN OR ANYONE IN THIS GC IVE NEVER HEARD OF A THEORY IN MY LIFE IDK

BasicallyIGetFucked: think I found our next crashout

Moo: even my boyfriend is against me now i'm really gonna crashout

RoastMasterV2: brian can you check ur dms please????

Terroriser: on it

RoastMasterV2: thxxxxxx

WildHoe: okay we're back

WildHoe: and before anyone asks yes me and craig have worked things out and are still together

ChokingIsMyKink: looking forward to this next era you guys

Kryoz: nah ur still a crashout idc if ur reformed

RoastMasterV2: so glad everyone came to an agreement!!!!

ChokingIsMyKink: yes everything is just so perfect and pleasant

ChokingIsMyKink: evan can you see what I texted you

RoastMasterV2: i can ;)

RoastMasterV2: and btw I'd like to see you try

Kryoz: god ur so hot

Kryoz: im so jealous ofankno KHBLNASDLNF

Kryoz: FUCK I WASN"T MEANT TO SENIDAN THAT A

Moo: john its fine we all know youre in love with evan

Terroriser: brock i am begging you to stop spreading false narratives

Kryoz: ?????

Kryoz: im not in love with evan

Fitz: ugh are we STILL talking about this?? i thought we were past this after you failed at setting them up

RoastMasterV2: EXCUSE ME????

Moo: CAM YOU DUMB MF

Lui: i think i just saw karma happen in real time

RoastMasterV2: you tried to SET US UP?????

Four07: why do you think they gave john like seven beers and insist that he use a knife??? and make sure you two spent as much time together as possible

Moo: yeah but it didn't work bc brian is too responsible

Terroriser: well if not wanting to see my best friend BLEED OUT IN MY BATHROOM is a crime then lock me up idc

RoastMasterV2: so in other words

RoastMasterV2: you tried to trick us??

RoastMasterV2: what exactly was the plan there???

Kryoz: yea im curious too wtf

Kryoz: WAIT IS THIS WHY YALL KEPT SAYING WEIRD SHIT THAT ME AND EVAN DIDN"T UNDERSTAND

RoastMasterV2: wait did you guys make a groupchat for this???

Moo: i feel like anything i say is just going to be the wrong thing

Fitz: well its mostly out there anyway and im sure whatever you don't tell him he's just going to get from brian so honestly maybe you should just tell him

Fitz: i would but i mean i like barely participated and told yall it wouldn't work so

Terroriser: cam you were literally one of his number one supporters

Fitz: I hope evan ruins your life

BasicallyIGetFucked: the plan was to have john injure himself and then lock you and him in brian's bathroom and wait until something happens

RoastMasterV2: locking me in a small confined space that has no way to escape

RoastMasterV2: that's really interesting

Kryoz: ong yall are fucked

Moo: JOHN WAS FLIRTING WITH YOU FOR LIKE THREE WEEKS STRAIGHT CAN YOU BLAME ME

Kryoz: I WAS EXPERIENCING BREAKUP MANIA

Four07: THATS WHAT I SAID AND NONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BELIEVED ME WHAT THE HELL

Moo: i hate it here

RoastMasterV2: and you were confident in this plan? like you saw nothing wrong with it at all?

Four07: bro was INSISTING ON IT

RoastMasterV2: okay.

Moo: GUYS IM SCARED

RoastMasterV2: no really its okay

RoastMasterV2: i told yall im trying to be nicer

RoastMasterV2: which means I totally forgive you for conjuring a plan to set me up with someone i am in no way romantically interested in or have ever expressed even the slightest of interest in

RoastMasterV2: and its totally okay that this plan heavily relied on trapping me and said person i have no romantic interest in in a small, enclosed space in which there is no escaping even though that sounds extremely triggering for me and my previous traumatic experiences

RoastMasterV2: it literally doesn't even matter that you plotted this for weeks in a separate groupchat in which me and said person were the only ones excluded and literally no one said anything about this despite the obvious lack of interest on my part (this emphasis is NOT out of anger btw)

RoastMasterV2: and it doesn't anger me at all that you (brock) privately messaged me and asked how i felt about dating at the moment and completely disregarded my genuine reply in which i told you i was NOT interested whatsoever in dating anyone

RoastMasterV2: none of that means anything :)

RoastMasterV2: lets plan that party!

Moo: are you sure?

RoastMasterV2: of course! even though I haven't gotten any kind of apology, I don't even expect one! my life is transforming before my eyes and i truly have turned over a new leaf.

Moo's name has been changed to October17.

October17's name has been changed to Moo.

RoastMasterV2: woah that was a weird glitch huh

Moo: WHAT

Kryoz: oh HELL NO

Lui: bro has a COUNTDOWN what the hell

BasicallyIGetFucked: babe i can't save you from this one

The chat name has been changed to IMGONNAGETYOUBACK.

The chat name has been changed to WATCHYOURBACKS.

The chat name has been changed to COUNTDOWNTOHELLWEEK.

The chat name has been changed to Fuck Witcha.

RoastMasterV2: is it just me or is this app really buggy today?

Fitz: im so glad i don't live in this country

Lui: WHAT DID I DO

Kryoz: what did YOU do?? mf what did I DO???

Kryoz: evan pls spare me i BEG OF YOU

Terroriser: i told you guys it was a bad idea

Terroriser: i have screenshots of me saying it was a bad idea actually

Terroriser: evan check ur dms <3

Four07: oh HELL NO

Four07: IF WE ALL ARE GOING DOWN YOU HAVE TO GO WITH US BRIAN

Four07: except john he's like the only guy that didn't do anything for once

RoastMasterV2: idk why everyone is on edge im literally not gonna do anything omg

RoastMasterV2: im a really nice person actually

Moo: what are the chances that brian already told him all of this and that's why evan is not gonna get him back

Four07: A DOUBLE AGENT?????

WildHoe: oh fuck

Terroriser: guys why would i tell him

Lui: WHAT IF EVAN HACKED INTO HIS PHONE

Moo: i highly doubt he knows how to do that

Kryoz: bro did the faking our deaths arc truly mean NOTHING TO YOU PEOPLE????

Kryoz: i personally taught evan everything he knows about hacking

Moo: and yet ur NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM????

Kryoz: what we have is purely platonic

Kryoz: besides hes

Lui: hes?????

Kryoz: NOT MY TYPE

Kryoz: DEFINITELY NOT MY TYPE

RoastMasterV2: oh you are on THIN fucking ice john

RoastMasterV2: i mean

RoastMasterV2: no actually fuck my nice arc for a second john you better watch your goddamn back

Kryoz: IM SORRY IM SO SORRY IM GONNA DO BETTER IM GONNA GO MEDITATE AND DO YOGA AND REFLECT AND SHIT I SWEAR PLEASE EVAN I PROMISE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SPARE ME

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: nah bro has fr seen some SHIT

Moo: yea he might be more fucked than all of us

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Showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2.

Terroriser: BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Terroriser: ev you know i only said that stuff about living with you because we're trying to play it cool, right? I of course don't mean that

Terroriser: I love living with you

Terroriser: youre honestly the best part of my day i promise

RoastMasterV2: yeah i know

RoastMasterV2: it did hurt for a second though ngl

Terroriser: im sorry

RoastMasterV2: not ur fault

RoastMasterV2: think i mightve forgotten to take my meds today or something

Terroriser: i watched you take them after breakfast like always

Terroriser: i remember bc i kissed ur forehead and cam fake threw-up

Terroriser: are you feeling alright? ive like barely seen you all day

RoastMasterV2: i've been feeling a little dizzy all day so i'm laying in bed

Terroriser: lmk if i need to take you to urgent care or something

RoastMasterV2: ur so over protective you know that right?

Terroriser: i just worry about you ev

RoastMasterV2: i know

RoastMasterV2: the gc was pretty crazy today huh?

Terroriser: it really was

RoastMasterV2: glad that craig seems to be calmer now

RoastMasterV2: i need him to hold off from crashing out for now

Terroriser: what do you have on him btw? I know it was kinda hard for you to find it

RoastMasterV2: uhhhh

RoastMasterV2: just something he definitely doesn't want spread around

Terroriser: wait

Terroriser: are you seriously not gonna tell me?

Terroriser: holy shit what is it?

Terroriser: evan don't ignore me

Terroriser: what the fuck do you have on him

RoastMasterV2: don't worry about it

Terroriser: why are you being so secretive about this

Terroriser: i thought we were in this together

RoastMasterV2: we are!! i just

RoastMasterV2: i don't think you need to know what i have on him

RoastMasterV2: ur gonna find out eventually anyway

Terroriser: exactly so why won't you tell me??

RoastMasterV2: brian can we just drop it for now

Terroriser: no fuck that i want to know

Terroriser: just tell me honestly whats the big deal

Terroriser: youre actually starting to piss me off

RoastMasterV2: idk why dude its just not important

Terroriser: its important enough to get craig to do a complete 180 in attitude and apologize to us publicly in the gc

Terroriser: clearly it means something??

RoastMasterV2: i dont want to fight about this brian

Terroriser: then just fucking tell me holy shit

Terroriser: what kind of fake boyfriend are you?

Terroriser: i thought we were supposed to trust each other

RoastMasterV2: fake?

RoastMasterV2: but i thought we

Terroriser: oh

RoastMasterV2: no ur right

RoastMasterV2: its stupid

Terroriser: ev wait

RoastMasterV2: im gonna take a walk

Terroriser: but i thought you weren't feeling well? let me come with you

RoastMasterV2: i just want to be alone right now brian.

RoastMasterV2: and its not like ur my actual boyfriend anyway

Terroriser: evan.

Terroriser: ur right it was a stupid thing to fight about okay? i don't even care about what you have on him please come to my room and lets talk this out okay?

Terroriser: evan please tell me that was not the front door

Terroriser: evan you are not feeling well please tell me you didn't actually leave the apartment

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RoastMasterV2: don't wait up for me