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WildHoe: hey guys

Moo: bro its been weeks where have you BEEN

ChokingIsMyKink: a LOT of couples counseling

WildHoe: ^^^

BasicallyIGetFucked: FINALLY this guy went to therapy holy shit

Lui: so you like worked through all your issues and your normal now?

WildHoe: we've done a LOT of talking and have come to understand one another a lot more than we previously have

ChokingIsMyKink: yeah its actually been really nice

WildHoe: brought us closer together and we think we're gonna try living together again

Kryoz: again???

ChokingIsMyKink: well after we had our falling out with brian and evan we thought it'd be best if we didnt live together for the time being so

ChokingIsMyKink: but its been all for the better! i was able to do a lot of reflection and figure out what i want and how much i love tyler and i rlly think its gonna work out

WildHoe: and we've been super honest with one another

ChokingIsMyKink: no more secrets

Kryoz: wow

Lui: hes like a real boy

Fitz: this is certainly strange

RoastMasterV2: no more secrets?

RoastMasterV2: so you DID tell tyler you've been sleeping with his cousin?

Kryoz: WHAT

WildHoe: what.

ChokingIsMyKink: the cousin thing was SO long ago ev real funny

RoastMasterV2: im dead serious

RoastMasterV2: you made out with his cousin all that long ago yeah but then when your relationship fell through you looked him up again and you've been sleeping with him ever since, right?

WildHoe: excuse me

RoastMasterV2: during the break up period, your whole relationship with brian, and now into your re-do relationship with tyler, you're still sleeping with his cousin

ChokingIsMyKink: look evan i know youre still upset about your phone and the tea and the other stuff but theres no need to lie

RoastMasterV2: i dont need to lie

RoastMasterV2 has sent 21 attachments.

RoastMasterV2: those are your messages, arent they? and arent those pictures of you two outside your apartment?

RoastMasterV2: actually, wait, didn't you GIVE HIM A KEY TO YOUR APARTMENT

Four07: WOAH

Moo: evan is better than me i wouldve dropped this the second i heard about it

WildHoe: is this true

ChokingIsMyKink: NO OF COURSE NOT

WildHoe: those are literally pictures of you two

WildHoe: theres even one of you guys kissing in your car

WildHoe: wait isnt that MY CAR???

WildHoe: what the fuck craig

ChokingIsMyKink: and youre gonna believe that evan didnt just make all this shit up

RoastMasterV2: didnt you fuck him literally the weekend you visited tyler's parents??

RoastMasterV2: you guys hooked up in tyler's childhood bedroom

WildHoe: WHAT THE FUCK???

ChokingIsMyKink: theres no way he could possibly know any of this

RoastMasterV2: im a lot more subtle with my methods craig

RoastMasterV2: you'd never be able to guess my next move.

ChokingIsMyKink: how did you even

RoastMasterV2: oh because you thought slipping something in my drink and then smashing my phone was gonna get rid of the evidence or something? god you are so fucking dumb it physically hurts to think about

RoastMasterV2: there is nothing you could have ever done to keep this shit from coming out

RoastMasterV2: i told you what was gonna happen if you crossed me one more time

Four07: wait WHAT HAPPENED

WildHoe: so it is true

ChokingIsMyKink: tyler its not even that serious

WildHoe: is he the friend you were staying with these past few weeks?

ChokingIsMyKink: tyler we shouldnt talk about this here

WildHoe: so he is

WildHoe: wow

ChokingIsMyKink: this isnt fair evan we had a DEAL

RoastMasterV2: the deal where you wouldn't do anything crazy and i wouldn't say shit? where you were so pathetically BEGGING ME to save your relationship and you couldn't even hold up your end for a fucking week??

RoastMasterV2: when you deliberately came over when i was the only one home, slipped something in my drink, smashed my fucking phone, went through our shit, and literally tried to STEAL MY MEDS??? and my PRIVATE JOURNAL???

ChokingIsMyKink: you dont even remember that

RoastMasterV2: you really think brian wasn't going to tell me how you crouched over me with a meat tenderizer like i was about to become some kind of sick ritual sacrifice for you

Four07: CRAIG WHAT THE FUCK???

Moo: this is insane actually

Kryoz: DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN

Jon: oh my god??? not even im that crazy??

ChokingIsMyKink: well its not like i actually did anything to you so whats your fucking problem

RoastMasterV2: didnt DO ANYTHING TO ME??? you BROKE MY WRIST, you PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED ME, and have been HARASSING ME FOR WEEKS ON END because of some weird fucking obsession you have with me

ChokingIsMyKink: well IM NOT THE ONLY ONE KEEPING SECRETS HERE

RoastMasterV2: you are FUCKING CRAZY

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: yeah therapy can NOT help this man what the hell

Lui: yeah i really get why brian cant talk to this guy anymore

WildHoe: you are so sad and pathetic arent you

ChokingIsMyKink: EXCUSE ME?????

WildHoe: we did all that work

WildHoe: I DID SO FUCKING MUCH FOR YOU

WildHoe: and youre just throwing it back in my face like its nothing like IM JUST NOTHING

ChokingIsMyKink: no need to be dramatic

WildHoe: Im dramatic???? you've been cheating on me for MONTHS, youve been fucking my cousin for literally YEARS, and IM being dramatic? you're pathetic, you really are

ChokingIsMyKink: evan this is literally all your fault

Fitz: seriously what is WITH this guy

Four07: the fixation with evan is insane

RoastMasterV2: this is quite literally your fucking fault

RoastMasterV2: this is the consequences of your own shitty choices

ChokingIsMyKink: you better sleep with one eye open

Terroriser: dont talk to him like that you freak

ChokingIsMyKink: OF COURSE YOURE HERE

ChokingIsMyKink: i thought you didnt want to talk to me

Terroriser: i dont but if youre gonna threaten evan then youre threatening me and i already told you what i was gonna do to you if i saw you again

ChokingIsMyKink: youre not subtle at all, you know that right

Lui: dude just back off

Lui: no one wants to watch your break downs anymore

ChokingIsMyKink: i just dont understand why you hate me evan

Fitz: oh my god dude

Moo: hes sick in the head

Jon: genuinely how were you in therapy for weeks and yet you're even worse off

WildHoe: how the fuck did i not see it before

ChokingIsMyKink: YOU CANT BREAK UP WITH ME

WildHoe: i shouldve broke up with you months ago tbh ur a fucking FREAK

Four07: getting dumped in the gc?? thats gotta hurt

Moo: this is hard to watch but i cant look away

ChokingIsMyKink: evan can we just talk

Jon: bro does NOT care rhat he just got broken up with what the fuck???

Four07: because he's still gonna see tyler since hes fucking his cousin

Moo: LMFAO

RoastMasterV2: youre actually delusional if you think you can still fix shit

RoastMasterV2: we have NOTHING to talk about leave me alone

ChokingIsMyKink: evan please i really need to talk to you

Terroriser: dude just stop

ChokingIsMyKink: IM NOT TALKING TO YOU YOU DUMB FUCK

ChokingIsMyKink: evan please just this last time and ill leave you alone

RoastMasterV2: whatever you want to say you're gonna have to say it here you're actually deranged im not talking to you one on one

ChokingIsMyKink: look evan im really sorry about all that stuff okay i just cant get you out of my head for some reason

Kryoz: aint no way....

Moo: this cannot be happening right now

Jon: what the fuck.

Four07: this is the kinda shit i have nightmares about

WildHoe: im so confused i feel like im watching my life flash before my eyes

RoastMasterV2: what the fuck.

ChokingIsMyKink: i mean i thought i wanted brian back for fucking ever but when i was at your apartment and looking through your room and his room i just

BasicallyIGetFucked: well thats not creepy at all

ChokingIsMyKink: i realized that the reason i was so obsessed with brian was because i just wanted YOUR attention

WildHoe: FUCKING EXCUSE ME??

Four07: how is the gc gonna survive this

Jon: this is some of the scariest shit ever

Moo: hes JEALOUS OF BRIAN???

Moo: hell nah this is legit a horror movie

Four07: fr like evan get behind me

DaithiDeNoPrivilege: im in too much shock to even dissect that

ChokingIsMyKink: evan please can we talk in private

RoastMasterV2: no

RoastMasterV2: youre disgusting and a creep and at the end of the day you TRIED TO FUCKING KILL ME ????

RoastMasterV2: stay the fuck away from me istg

ChokingIsMyKink: i wasnt going to kill you!! i just wanted to hit you hard enough so you'd lose some of your memory

Lui: how is that any better

Terroriser: what is actually wrong with you

ChokingIsMyKink: evan i know you dont see me that way but if you just talk to me then maybe we can get through this and work something out

Terroriser: you're an actual psychopath

Terroriser: he is NEVER going to talk to you again

Terroriser: youre not even going to be in the same building together

Terroriser: back the fuck off

Terroriser: you realize you ruined your life for someone who doesnt even want you? you did all this and all you got is everyone knowing you're crazy. because thats what you are. fucking. crazy.

Kryoz: idk maybe tyler's cousin still wants him

WildHoe: i actually cant believe this

Fitz: i think tyler is in shock

Lui: this is so much more fucked up than i had thought

Four07: i think we're ALL in shock tbh

ChokingIsMyKink: evan i know i went about it the wrong way but i DO care about you okay? im sorry

Moo: dude GIVE IT UP

WildHoe: im leaving your shit in the hall, come pick it up or dont, see if i care

ChokingIsMyKink: wait what

ChokingIsMyKink: no no no

ChokingIsMyKink: we were in such a good place you cant be serious about this

ChokingIsMyKink has been kicked from the chat.

Moo: ive prayed for times like these

Kryoz: yea good thing you guys moved when you did

Kryoz: wouldnt put it past him to go banging on your door rn lmao

Four07: john i dont think thats very funny

Lui: especially bc he actually tried to kill him???

BasicallyIGetFucked: how did that even happen

Four07: and wdym they MOVED???

Terroriser: yes. me and evan moved apartments

Terroriser: after what happened, he didnt feel safe, and i thought that was completely understandable so we found a new place and moved

Terroriser: things have been going well, but we've barely unpacked

Terroriser: and nothing against you guys but we kinda dont want anyone to know where we're at right now

WildHoe: im so sorry i really didnt realize how bad things had gotten

RoastMasterV2: its okay, i guess

RoastMasterV2: honestly cant believe how much of a psycho he really was

Lui: dude even IM scared and im no where near his radar i cant imagine how you feel

Terroriser: yeah its definitely not an ideal situation

Terroriser: anyways i gtg

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Now showing private messages between Terroriser and RoastMasterV2

Terroriser: evan

RoastMasterV2: theres nothing you can say that'll make me feel better brian

Terroriser: evan you cant just lock yourself in your room all day

Terroriser: you wont get better that way

RoastMasterV2: maybe i just wont get better brian, you ever think of that?

RoastMasterV2: im screwed up for life

Terroriser: evan its not forever

Terroriser: this prescription is only temporary, the doctor really emphasized that remember?

Terroriser: just until you start feeling better, okay? and you will start feeling better

Terroriser: come on, lets go watch a movie or something, okay?

RoastMasterV2: you're not bothered at all by this?

RoastMasterV2: they put me on antipsychotics and you're completely unfazed?

Terroriser: they put you on a low dosage of meds that are gonna make you feel better, why should i be bothered?

Terroriser: evan i am serious about this, okay? i know you're not crazy and even if you were i still would be right here, okay? im not leaving. not for anything

Terroriser: and youre only on these meds because of the trauma from craig assaulting you, and thats not your fault at all

RoastMasterV2: my therapist said she prescribed them because i displayed symptoms of extreme paranoia which im pretty sure makes me crazy by some definition

Terroriser: well you're not

Terroriser: and i love you

Terroriser: i love you no matter what

RoastMasterV2: i love you too

RoastMasterV2: do you mind if we watch the movie in bed? im still kinda tired

Terroriser: ill make some popcorn

Terroriser: mind setting up the laptop?

RoastMasterV2: im gonna find the craziest shit

Terroriser: and i love that about you