Because I am a troll, I will tell you exactly how I got that cut on my throat.

In Japanese.

Dakara, watashi wa mori no naka ni ita Kuravu Maga o renshū suru.

Watashi wa damī o tsukurimashita tāru to ki no kirikabu kara.

Shikashi, watashi ga tobihaneta toki, Watashi wa nodo o suraisu shita kochaku shite ita gizagiza no ejji toppu kara, toppu kara.

You'll thank me later. Caleb did this to help me with Mandarin.

Coco-Da-Me