There's a bright light surrounding me when I open eyes. I look around, Where am I? I see green and blue colours everywhere. I sit up and look around at my setting. There's these brown and green things everywhere, towering up above me. When I look up I see blue with little pieces of green throughout it.

I feel weird.

I feel different.

Nothing around me looks familiar.

Nothing I feel, feels like what I remember.

Wait!
What do I remember? I can't remember.

Something is not right, I feel...wounded? 
I feel pain.
I smell fumes from something.
I stand up on these things underneath me. I start walking, or to be more accurate, stumbling towards some noises I can faintly hear. When I find my way out of where ever I was, I see these figures standing under a neat collection of those tall brown and green things. I move closer to the dark black blobs, as I get closer I notice that whenever they move this thing on their head, sound comes out. I continue to move closer to them until I'm standing next to them. They just stand there completely oblivious to the the fact that I was standing there right next to them. I open the thing on my head that is supposed to make noise.

"Excuse..."

I jump back utterly startled with the idea that noise just came out of my head. I continued after my moment of startlement.

"Excuse me, what are you?

I asked as politely as I thought was necessary.  Again they just stood there looking dumb. I tried again, but this time I asked a different question.

"Excuse me kind beings, what am I?"

This time one of them turned and answered me.

"An idiot."

The talking one told me smugly.
I might not know who, what or where I am but I could tell that that comment was rude. I simply turned away from the rude beings and walked back in the direction I had come from.