To: Txx Wxxxxx

Fm: [email protected]

9/29/2017

Subject: Renovation Specialist Contest

Congratulations! You have won a complete kitchen makeover from Renovation Specialists.

The market value of this prize is fourteen thousand dollars.

There are just a few simple conditions to be accepted before you can claim your prize:

All taxes, permit fees, inspection fees, and third party fees (such as electricians and plumbers) are your responsibility.

No changes can be made to the design, layout, or color scheme. Any changes will incur an upcharge.

No substitutions can be made for appliances, counter tops, cupboards, base cabinets, or kitchen sink. Any substitution will incur an upcharge.

You may choose from our extensive collection of cupboard knobs and drawer pulls under column "A" of the design sheets. Any selections from columns "B", "C", or "D" will be an upcharge.

You are responsible for all demolition. Demolition must be completed exactly one week after acceptance of this award. Optionally. You may request Renovation Specialists to remove the old kitchen at your cost, You will be charged our current, very reasonable hourly rates for this work. We require a check in advance of any demo work.

Even if we remove the old kitchen, you will be responsible for hauling it away.

You will be on TV! Film crews must be allowed 23.5 hour access to you and your entire home for the duration of the project which may last from eight to sixteen weeks. You will be compensated at the very generous rate of twentyfive dollars a day for each day the crew needs access and another twenty dollars per person for each minute you personally appear on our show. Note that each person to appear on the program must have a union membership. We can easily arrange that for you at six hundred dollars per person. Union membership is good for one year.

Producers cannot be responsible for meals or other incidental costs that you may incur during the renovation.

Don't wait. Our crews are standing by. Just reply to this email with "I Accept" and we will be right out with the official paperwork. Once signed, you are on your way to a Fabulous New Kitchen.

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To: [email protected]

Fm: Txx Wxxxxx

9/30/2017

Re: Renovation Specialist Contest.

Wow! We are excited. We love your show.

Can you tell me what is the rate your crew charges for demolition?

Txx Wxxxxxxx

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To: Txx Wxxxxx

Fm: [email protected]

10/3/2017

Re: Re: Renovation Specialist Contest

I am sorry. We cannot comment or negotiate on any of the award details until we have an acceptance. I am sure you understand.

Just reply with "I Accept".

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To: [email protected]

Fm: Txx Wxxxxx

10/8/2017

Re: Re: Re: Renovation Specialist Contest.

Yes, yes, of course. I understand.

I guess I can get a take out second mortgage or sell my car to get the money for the demo.

My wife really likes the French-Door Bottom Freezer Refrigerator w/ Ice Maker. Can you tell me if this is the appliance provided or what the upcharge would be for this type of fridge?

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To: Txx Wxxxxxx

Fm: [email protected]

10/9/2017

Re: Re: Re: Re: Renovation Specialist Contest

What is it with you people in Georgia? Don't you know how to say "I Accept"?

Sign the d*#@ email and let's get you your d*#@ kitchen.

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To: [email protected]

Fm: Txx Wxxxxx

10/19/2017

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Renovation Specialist Contest.

I'm sorry guys. My wife thought you were the Property Brothers. We are not interested. But, thanks.