Be dirk ===>

You woke up early to make breakfast for dave. Why your in such a good mood is because a certain hot guy kissed you.
" dave get up I made food" you yelled at dave who stumbled out of his room.
" okay who the fuck are you " dave said glaring at you
" who the fuck do you think it is now eat before I kick you fucking ass" you reply making go to the food.
" never in my life have I seen you cook whats up" he asked poking it to make sure its not a trick.
" nothing really" you said handing him a big thing if unopened apple juice.

"I got some other stuff if you wanna see them come and help me!" You said almost with a smile.
".....holy shit...." dave looked at you.
"I don't remember blowing a god dave" you replied.
" YOU'RE MAD HEAD OVER HEALS FOR THE BOY YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH " dave yelled at you.

" w-what! I am not! I wouldn't fall for anyone ever" you yelled at him.
"OH MY GOD DID YOU LIKE KISS HIM OR SOMETHING! OR BETTER?" dave yelled at you still believing you were in love.
"SHUT UP" you yelled
" so what if I am the world cant' fuck this up I won't let it" you reply getting a mug of coffee .
Dave just sighs and sits on the chair where the tv remote was. He accidentally turned the tv on to the new channel.
" a murder took place at a local club last night. It seems a bouncer was killed for unknown reason's but an eye witness said they saw the wanted criminal ,Jake English on the scene with one of his possible victims.
Jake English is on the FBI wanted list and is marked EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. Jake English and his cousin John Egbert escaped from jail last week. John Egbert is wanted for credit card fraud and his cousin Jake English is wanted for 17 counts of murder. Let me show you what we have on a police officer from the crime.

*it goes to the club *

"Sir sir! Did the wanted Jake English do this? " the person with the microphone asked.
" we do not believe so Jake English is a sociopath and his victims are always, blonde, tall ,and good looking. The bouncer is short, Fat, and bald. If the eye witness did see Jake English with his next victim I'm praying for his soul.

*back to news lady*

"There you have it ladies and gentlemen Jake English may be out for blood again here is a picture of him. If you see him call the police" she said as a familiar face flashed on the screen.

You stood there for a moment as you almost dropped your coffee mug.
" I have to go" you told dave as you grabbed your keys.
" yeah I have a date today so me to" dave replied to you as you were running out the door.
You drove all the way to where you dropped off jake last night. You had brought a knife with you just in case he tried anything. You ran up the stairs to get to the door of his room to almost break it down.

" what do you want" jake groaned as he opened the door. You pushed him inside pinning to a wall closing the door with you foot.
" FUCKING EXPLAIN " you yelled at him.
" um...I think you need to explain why your here pinning me to the wall."
jake said not looking pleased.
" YOUR fucking jake English wanted criminal! How the fuck could you use me to satisfy your needs to kill" you said squeezing jakes arms harder.

Jakes eyes went cold with a glare.
You were looking at him one second then the next you were on the floor with that knife you brought pressing on the sweet spot of your back.
" watch yourself dear your walking on thin ice" jake said pushing the blade down a bit.
" fuck fuck fuck" you mumbled looking at the floor.

" why does the universe have to be such a bitch " you mumbled again as jake pulled your arms behind your back tying them.
"Sir your under arrest " jake giggled a bit as he got off of you.
Jake walked away to his bedroom to get some new clothing. You took this time to get up and dash over there to try and kick spin him. Not using your hands was a lot harder to do when jake caught your foot and punched you in the nuts hard making you fall over in a ball.
" not nice dirk I thought we were better than this" jake said stripped his old clothing to put on new one's.
The time you got back of the floor jake was done and he grabbed you by the neck pulling you out of the motel. He had 2 bags slung over his shoulder as he walked you to your car. He put you in the passenger side as he out the seat belt on you.

He threw the bags in the back. He took the front and back license plate off and jumped in the driver seat.
" fucking ass don't touch my car" you snarled at him as he went to your pocket to find the keys.
He found them after he done groped you a few times on ""accident"" .
He put the keys in the admission then drove off to a coffee shop.
When he got there he jumped out the car leaving you in it.
" he is going to get coffee while on the run very very smart" you mumbled squirming.
" hey hey let go of him " you heard daves voice coming from the coffee shop. You look over to see jake pulling a boy away from dave.
" I said let him go" dave said going to grab the boy making jake hit dave in the back of the neck knocking him out cold.
" jake! Why did you do that! I was on a date with someone I was trying to be normal! " the other blue eyed boy said as jake dragged him and the unconscious dave to the car throwing them in it.

"John shut up we need to leave town" jake said to the boy john.
John looked at you.
"WHAT THE FUCK JAKE FOR ONCE CAN YOU NOT KILL ANYONE OR KIDNAP THEM" he yelled.
" I don't plan on- " jake was going to finish his sentence when a cop pointed a gun at him.
" FREEZE ENGLISH " he said point the gun at jake.
Jake put his hands up with an annoyed look on his face.
The cop slowly came over putting his gun away to get handcuffs.
You watched jakes face as his eyes turned to a crazed look as a crazed smile stretched across his face.
" requesting backup I have jake English in custody " the officer said to the radio as he grabbed a hold of jakes wrist ready to handcuff him.

Jake spun around swinging his hand into the side of the mans neck making a POP sound. Jake then smashed his face on the side of the car. He let him go so he could drop to the floor.

"MY CAR" you yelled out
"THAT MAN" john yelled out .
Jake just picked up the handcuffs and the gun getting in the car.
He drove off fast to soon be followed by cop cars.
"HAH HAH HAH THIS WIILLL BE FUUN " jake yelled as he ran red lights going almost 90 miles.