Just wear the mask.

I can do sword fighting with the fencing (that's what it's called) mask on, on top of the normal face mask, and I wear glasses.

Suck it up and wear a mask.

Mhm.

Excuse me but what the fuck

I feel like I've been called out

Hm

... why

This pun

Yeah... imagine how much the students in 2070 will have to learn. I have to learn stuff about 1990 so they'll definitely have to learn shit about 2020 by then.
Damn they'll have longer school years and shit won't they.

Vibing

Once... I had plastic bags & trash in my pocket (there wasn't a trash can near by and I don't litter okay) and someone said I sounded crinkly.

Aaaaaah
Sapeeentenyaaaa
Abadeeesebaba

I hate this.
But they aren't really wrong though are they? If  shit like a Cockatrice can exist in fantasy lands, why can't this?

Well I'm not getting married no mater what pose the dude makes.

This is hilarious to imagine.

Actually every back to school feels like the second image.

If anyone here knows Wings of Fire and how all the continents look like dragons I'm sure they'll get a kick out of this.
Just wait until dragons take over the land this year and we have a war against them and loose and it's called the Scorching. You'll understand given time—