Now, you might remember that this bald guy had a really bad eyesight. So the guy didn't know that he was looking at a 100 pound silver back gorilla that was supposed to have gone to the zoo, but had come instead to the museum.

He swung his arms open, and rushed to the sapphire (or so he thought) to fondle it in his arms.

Well, you gotta know one more fact about this gorilla.

It hated getting hugs.

Especially from bald, eccentric and tiny little men.

So it took up it's big, hairy arm, and punched him right in the nose.

The guy landed away, far, far away, with imaginary sapphires spinning around his bald head.

And he suddenly realized that it was a gorilla.

And he fainted in fear.

Before we get back to the present, let me tell you what happened to this guy after that.

The guy came to, saw clearly the destruction wrought upon his beloved museum by the gorilla, and he shook with anger. After that, whenever he saw a gorilla, a fake one or a real one, he got very, very, very violent.

When they realized that the guy got out of control whenever he saw gorillas, his son and daughter in law warned their son, who was very fond of gorillas after watching that show Mr. Super Gorilla, to keep back all his Mr. Super Gorilla merchandise back home when they took him to visit his grandpa.

But sometimes, you gotta know that when kids say uh huh, it doesn't mean that they were listening to what you were saying, but that they were completely engrossed in something else.

So the little boy packed all the gorilla merchandise, like the comics, stuffed toys, t shirts, umbrella, a mask, and even 2 packets of gummy gorillas of Mr. Super Gorilla.

And I will tell you all that happened.

Later.

Because it was simply too much.