A/N: Little foreword type thingy cuz I was thinking about the situation that I put in this one shot and I couldn't stop laughing. Like, just the thought of the nonchalance that would occur in the situation was hysterical to me. And it just seems like it must have happened at one point to someone in the Creature House(s). Like, you can't have a house full of men and not run into situations like that, I'd assume. I don't know, but without further ado, here goes something that I find strangely comical.

~Seamus' P.O.V.~

I sighed. I had just finished editing my third video today and the first still hadn't fully uploaded.

Dammit YouTube.

For me, it was just another plain day at the Creature House.

Well, I suppose I'll go ask Sly of he wants to record with me.

I pushed myself off of my chair and walked to his room.

I noticed that the door was slightly ajar, but I decided to be polite and knock even still.

"Hey, Sly," I said, my knuckles rapping against the wood and slowly pushing the door open, "You wanna record something?"

"Oh, uh, Seamus," he stuttered, "N-not right now. I-in a minute." I noticed his breaths came out more as pants and his words sounded more like moans.

When the door had swung open enough, I glanced in, curiosity getting the better of me.

I saw him sitting at his computer, dick out, porn resounding from his headphones and flashing upon his monitor. His wrist quickly flicked up and down as he auto-erotically satisfied himself.

"Oh," I cleared my throat, "Okay. Just come over to my room when you're, um, finished here."

"Mmkay," he said through strings of muted moans.

I stepped back and closed his door and let out a small breath that I didn't know I had been holding.

That... That actually wasn't that awkward. Wow.

I shook my head and made my way back to my room.

I sat back down at my computer and checked if the video had finished uploading.

"Goddammit," I mumbled, noting its still incomplete status. I sighed and put my feet up on my desk and hands behind my head.

A few minutes later, I heard a small knock at my door.

"Come in," I said, sitting up straight once again.

"Hey!" Sly chirped, bouncing into my room.

"Hey," I said, a small smile creeping across my face.

"Sorry about earlier," he said, giggling, "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, am I right?"

"I suppose," I said with a smile. I found it quite concerning how unconcerned we were over the situation at hand.

"So, what did you want to record?" he asked, pulling up a chair next to me.

"I don't know," I mumbled. "Maybe some random Wii game?"

"Sure!" he chirped. "We should use the Hub Wii so we have both of our Miis."

"Do you really need your own Mii?" I asked. He cocked his head in confusion. "I mean, haven't you played with yourself for long enough today?" I asked with a smile. His eyes lit up and his throat shook with his golden giggle.

"I suppose," he said, still giggling away. "Don't want to hurt myself, huh?" I laughed along with him at this remark as we went to go and play games on one of our personal consoles.

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A/N: Yeaaahhh... Idk where that was going. Also, in retrospect, it wasn't that funny tbh. Oh well.

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I'm sorry you read this.