You: You're lying. 

Me: No I'm not! 

You: You're saying that you've tied bedsheets together- 

Me: And climbed out of a second story window, yes. 

You: You swear? 

Me: I swear! 

You: Oh my god... 

Me: What? 

You: It's just... 

Me: What? 

You: [Laughing]

Me: [Melting]