Starting my book with a joke..haha!
Actually I found this joke on the web..
I found it amusing so, I'm here sharing it with you guys!
Hope you will like it..

One Direction at their child's Parent Teacher Interview..

Teacher: Your child is such a angel student, one of my favorites, such a sweetheart..

Liam: Oh that's great!! I'm so proud of my angel child, I'm so proud honey.. You deserve an ice-cream..okay..my precious little gumdrop pumpkin pie lemon drop..I Love You..

Teacher: Your child tends to eat in class..

Niall: Of course he eats if he is hungry! Us Horan's are always hungry, you trying to starve my child!!??

Teacher: Your child seems easily distracted by all reflective surfaces, I'm kind of concerned..

Zayn: He has my genes. He's a good looking kid of course. He likes to look at himself, I mean who blames him?

Teacher: Your uh child tends to hit on his classmates mother's and a few teachers. It's getting inappropriate..

Harry: Now son, that's not right.. Stick with people of your age *whispers to child* Is that Sally's grandma?? Damn she's fit!!

Teacher: Your child has quite an attitude, he is known to talk back to his teachers. He's too sassy for my liking..

Louis: I've taught him to stick up for himself. Who do you think you are Oh My God!! I can't believe you. Do you know who am I? Do you? Cuz no one treats my child like that omg!! You are totally obnoxious , ughh how dare you? *snaps finger in 'Z' formation* Your rude..Goodbye!!

Haha! Guys did you like it? If any of you read it earlier I'm sorry:'( . Whoever didn't read it earlier I hope that this brought a smile on your face..;-)