I was in the middle of writing another singing one shot, but it was gonna take awhile to finish and I wanted to hurry up and publish so here's a quick one!

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"I need to give you guys more work so you don't finish a half hour before class ends" Lancer grumbled as Tucker tapped on his mad libs app.

Tucker looked up, "I thought you loved mad libs!"

Lancer raised his eyebrow.
"What did I do to make you think I actually enjoy that stupid game?"

"You let us play it"

"If I didn't, you'd find some other stupid way to entertain yourselves so whats the point in not letting you?"

"CAN WE JUST PLAY!?" Danny impatiently said, taking a bite of his chocolate muffin.

"Fine! Star, plural noun"

"Planets"

"Ok, Paulina give me an Adjective"

"Beautiful"

"Dash, another Adjective"

"Slimy"

"Mikey, part of the body; plural"

"Kneecaps"

"Sam, Adjective"

"Dark"

"Dexter, Animal; plural"

"Bats"

"Ned, same thing"

"Penguins"

"Danny, plural noun"

A huge smile spread across Dannys face.
"YES! MUFFINS!"

"Knew it! Elizabeth, Celebrity"

"Danny Phantom"

Dannys eyes widened.
"I'M A CELEBRITY!?!?"

"You're a superhero who people write fanfiction about, yes" Sam said.

"Alright, I have a noun so i'll put alien. Lancer, a type of bird"

"argentavis magnificens"

"...how the hell do you spell that...?"

"Sound it out"

Tucker huffed in annoyance and typed it in.

"Nathan, noun"

"Straw"

"Star, another noun"

"Galaxy"

"Paulina, type of liquid"

"Water"

"Dash, plural noun"

"Bells"

"Mikey, noun"

"Cone"

"Sam name something greasy"

"Pizza"

"Dexter, something healthy"

"A Carrot"

"Ned, an adjective"

"Stupid"

"Ok! Done! Who wants to read it?"

"I will!" Mikey volunteered. Tucker handed him his phone.

Mikey began to read.
"Inspectors from the state department of health and planets came here today to inspect the beautiful kitchen and to make sure that our slimy cooks were washing their kneecaps before preparing our dark meals"

"WASHING THEIR KNEECAPS!" Danny laughed.

"And that there are no little bats or penguins running around in the kitchen and spreading muffins"

"DUDE THAT'S MY DREAM!!! PENGUINS AND BATS RUNNING AROUND HANDING OUT MUFFINS!" Danny exclaimed.

"You have strange dreams"

"That's the most normal one"

"...moving on.."

Mikey continued reading.
"They checked the lunch prepared by our dietitian, Danny Phantom."

"I'M A DIETITIAN!!"

"Oh gosh.."

"We had spaghetti and alien balls."

"WHAT!!!!! I MADE YOU GUYS SPAGHETTI AND ALIEN BALLS!?!" Danny exclaimed.

"I'M IN TEARS!" Star was laughing.

"I'M FREAKING DEAD!" Ned exclaimed, tears of laughter rolling down his face.

"Bitch! Excuse you!" Danny glared at him. Star began to laugh even harder. Nobody made him destroy a muffin.

Mikey began to read again once everyone calmed down.
"On Tuesdays we have boiled argentavis magnificens with a side of rice. On wednesdays, we have a choice of straw soup or a galaxy omlette with water sauce"

"That sounds delicious" Danny sarcastically said.

"The inspector found a lot of bells in the salad and said there was too much cone in the milk."

"RUDE! I LOVE BELLS IN MY SALAD!" Danny exclaimed.

"I'm having trouble figuring out if you're being sarcastic or serious. You did eat an ecto gun" Elizabeth said.

"I thought it was a burrito!!"

"In the future, we will have less pizza to eat and more carrot. But I bet it will still taste stupid" Mikey finished.

"Less pizza and more carrots? That sounds like a horrible restaurant" Nathan said.

"Carrots apparently help you see better" Sam said.

"How!? Do you rub your eyes with them!?" Danny asked.

"...you eat them, Danny" Sam sighed.

"YOUR EYES!?!?"

"NO!"