This amazing fanart by haileyinanicecube (sorry if i mistyped/mispelled!)
My writer's block is mostly gone, I think I trust myself enough now to write a decent chapter XD
Please enjoy!
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Bill's POV

As soon as I get back home, I go to y/n's desk. She told me not to touch her computer, but she's not here, so what's the harm, right?

I click through lots of pages until I find a page offering jobs as a...telemarketer? Interesting. Within a few minutes I'm applied. This should be easy. I can make a few phone calls and win Ford's favour by the time y/n gets home from work!

I go to the kitchen and get some lunch prepared. Y/n hasn't gone shopping. Hmm. Maybe I can.

So off to the supermarket I go. I pick up one of those strange metal rolling baskets. There's a loose wire near the handle on mine, so I touch it and it stabs my finger. I try really hard not to laugh; pain is absolutely hilarious.

Whatever I can remember y/n usually having in the fridge or cupboards is what I put in my cart. On the way out, I see a section with flowers. Hmm...y/n would probably like these weird plant things. Apparently they're a sign of affection in this dimension. I get some for her, then leave, heading back to the flat to see if any jobs have opened up for me.

Luckily one has. It's a soap and lotion company "in need of call recievers." Great! I pull out the headset I had found in the drawer and put it on. Pretty soon I'm answering calls like there's no tomorrow!

It's not easy though.

There was this one lady who kept asking if she could get an exchange, whatever that was. I kept telling her, "lady! I'm selling soaps and lotions!" She hung up, good riddance. Another man on the phone kept telling me he's asking his wife what she wanted. At one point he told me to hold me horses. "Oh I'll hold my horses...I'll hold them," I replied and hung up on him.

After a ton of phone calls, I get a notification on the screen that says I got an email from this supposed soap and lotion company. Since I signed up with y/n's email, I log in, (I know all her passwords of course,) and click it.

I'm fired?! I'm so mad I knock over pretty much everything on the desk.

I finally calm down and smirk at the computer screen. I will find a job. I go back to the career search page. Turns out there's an opening at a building downtown. I apply and there's an interview tomorrow. Perfect.

In the meantime, I look up how to take care of flowers. I guess I had to keep them in water. Now they're kind of wilting, but they still look great to me. I put them in water anyway and wait for my wife to get home.

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Sorry about the length, guys :/ It's hard to write from Bill's POV!
I hope you liked this chapter! And see you all soon!
Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
-Emy