Hiii

I charged my phone

...why am I telling you this? Let's get started.

...do we have a theme song?

[There should be a GIF or video here. Update the app now to see it.]

There. Press Start. Might've got that from DanTDM.

OKAY

Question of the chapter is...

OK

IMMA GET PERCY

(DA,DA,DA, dun dun dun, dun, dadada, dun dadadadada, pew pew pew pew pew pewpew)

Percy: ...AAAGGHHRR...rr..rr..r.

Me:...hi.

Percy: Where am I? I was just about to kill Polyphemus!!

Me: Don't worry. You're safe here. Besides, Annabeth was here too.

Percy: Okay...if Wise Girl is okay with this, I am.

Me: *whispers* She actually left this place tearing her hair out...

Percy: What was that?

Me: Nothing. Okay, Percy, we have a question from my sister, Lyc_Kim : Did you save Grover in the sea of monsters because he is your friend or you didn't want to die?

Percy: Easy. I saved him because he's my friend. He protected me and helped me become a greater demigod, and he is my best friend and we would literally die if the other...well, died.

Me: TOO--TOO FEELZY!! (Not really)

Me: okay. Percy out.

Percy: Wait, wha--

Well, there you have it, folks!!
Percy's fatal flaw is too overwhelming, so it overcomes everything.

Gosh, dude, GET WHELMED.

Sorry this was short. I'm bored, and I honestly have a blank mind. I need questions for the Valdez McShizzle and stuff. Oh, and Cisco. Cisco would be good.

Annnyywaaysss, if you want me to make a rant chapter, then just comment and your wish if my command.

But for real.

I'm not your fairy goddaughter.

HAVE A NICE...DIA DA LAS DIABLOS OR SOMETHING

I'm terrible at Spanish. Happy day of the dead, peeps!!