Italics: Dear Ms. Know-it-all
Italics+Bold: Xander

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I am going to kill you!!!

For discovering your true identity?

For lying to me about finding my identity!

How did you figure out I was lying?

You just confessed, dumbass.

Aw, damn it! But hey... you know I'm too dumb to figure stuff out anyways. Especially stuff like Ms. Know-it-all's identity.

You take three AP classes, Xander. How's that possible?

Someone's been doing a lot of digging. Haha

Shut up. Look, I have to get going.

Where?

I have to continue doing what I was doing before you lied to me.

Okay, which is...?

Forget you exist.

Wait, are you saying that you're not going to help me find girl number four?

Are you being serious right now? You do realize that practically no girl from our school wants to go out with you after what you did to Sakura, right?

Was she really that popular?

And here I started to think you had a brain in this big head of yours. :| It's not that she was popular, Xander, it's that she was the sweetest girl on Earth and you made her feel like utter crap.

Her lips, Missy! They scared the shit out of me, alright?

Wow, okay... Remind me someday to buy you a plastic trophy. One that jerks like you should receive every day.

Are you implying that we're going to meet soon?

Wipe that smirk off your face because the answer to that question will always be no.

First of all, I'm not smirking, I'm smiling, which makes me look ten times more adorable (so, picture that, babe ;). And second of all, stop lying to yourself.

First of all, don't call me babe. Second of all, I don't lie to myself. I state facts. Now, good night. :)

Who said you could leave me?

Missy?

Missy?!

Great. Thanks for making me go to bed with a frown on my face.

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Sorry, guys! I'm sorry for such a late update. Please don't virtually kill me, okay? I promise I'll try to be more active on Wattpad. Lots of love!!