Holy macaroni, this book ranked #153 ShortStory. Like what?!

Italics: Ms. Know-it-all
Italics+Bold: Xander

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Why did you pick this girl?!

Now what?

Her eyes are too big. They scare the heck out of me.

God help me. What is your problem? She's one of the few that don't only care about your good looks.

Are you one of them?

Yeah, keep dreaming.

Come on, Missy, just admit it.

"Missy"? Are we on a nickname basis now?

Since you won't tell me your name, I had to find one for you. Do you like it?

Of course not.

How about 'babe'?

Don't even think about it, Alexander Flynn.

Then how about 'sweetheart'?

How about you shut up and let me find girl number three?

Yes, ma'am.

Okay so... I've set you up with Sakura Hart.

Am I supposed to know her?

She's your neighbor, for God's sake.

Whoa, how do you know where I live?

I'm Ms. Know-it-all.

No, you're Ms. Stalk-them-all.

Look, just roll with it. You should meet her this Saturday at seven.

Where? Wonderland?

No, Jupiter, but you were close.

You're unbelievable.

Says the guy who doesn't even seem serious about any of this.

Because you keep setting me up with girls that are definitely not my type.

You shouldn't seek perfection when it comes to love. Not everything is going to be the way you want it to be.

The master has spoken.

I already regret doing this.

We both know that's a lie, babe.

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