Italics: Ms. Know-it-all

Italics+Bold: Xander

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I can't believe she's the one you've set me up with.

Are you freaking serious? I sent you a picture of her and you called her "hot af".

Lesson learned. Never again trust pictures.

You're such an imbecile.

Don't pretend you don't love me.

So where is she?

Sitting across from me, using her phone. We are waiting for our orders.

You took her to a restaurant?

A diner near the park. We were both very hungry. Though, I definitely wasn't hungry for her looks.

If you're really seeking 'love' then your focus shouldn't be on appearance, Xander. It should be on the personality.

But how can I focus on her personality when her appearance keeps stealing all my attention.

Sometimes I wonder how much more ignorant you can be. Text me when you learn to love someone's personality. I'm sure that by then, I'll be dead.

You don't get it, Missy. It's not that I think she's ugly. She's pretty and all but... her lips are always so pouty. How will I freaking know when she's happy or sad or even trying to be sexy?

Don't worry, I'm already searching for girl number four.

What? No, wait. The date isn't over yet.

So you have hope?

I want to know if she's a good kisser.

Aaaand I'm back to hating you.

I was just kidding! I think she's funny so I'm gonna let our conversations lead the way.

Okay. Text me when the date's over.

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