dannylester: chris is shopping @ the airport can u believe this man

philly: wtf aren't u guys like tired

dannylester: i've had two coffees and four donuts i'm

philly: ur gonna die of diabetes

dannylester: o i was hoping i'd choke on ur dick but diabetes is fine too

philly: daAn

dannylester: daAd

philly: stfu im not ur daddy

dannylester: ...

dannylester: excuse me

philly: yea

dannylester: u are my fucking daddy wtf u mean

philly: my princess sends me good pictures and doesn't tease me

dannylester: idk about the teasing but

*dannylester sent a picture*

philly: u look like u are drug

dannylester: how did u even graduate whats ur english

philly: my english is ur face

dannylester: stfu it's not that good

philly: i know that's what im saying

dannylester: so u think i don't have a good face

philly: ne

*dannylester sent a picture*

dannylester: u could be married to this ugly bitch be happy u got someone as perfect as me

philly: stfu stop irritating me im w my child

dannylester: ur my daddy first pay attention to me

philly: princess pls

dannylester: atleast send me nudes

*philly sent a picture*

dannylester: please fly here and fuck me without lube i can take it

philly: what the fuck

dannylester: please daddy i need you i'm

philly: dAN STOP OHMYGOD

dannylester: BUT

philly: NO

dannylester: bUT

philly: nO

dannylester: b u t

philly: n o

dannylester: ok daddy :(

philly: good boy

philly: i love you

dannylester: i love you :(

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ok the picture is similar bc hes obvs wearing the same shirt lmao u stupid