"Mum" I asked one day "What is my destiny" "Well" said Mum "You are so ugly and fat I think your destiny is to be a watermelon. . . With giant man-boobies" I don't know why my mum hates me. Probably 'cause all my sisters are so beautiful. Rachel, Emma, Felicity, Bonnie, Lily and Ellie. I decide to ask for my sister's opinions. "Rachel" I asked my eldest sister. "What is my destiny" She said "To be a hobo. You are a pointless lump." I don't know why Rachel hates me so much. "Emma" I ask my second eldest sister "What is my destiny" She just laughed and said. "To die. I will kill you." Why does she hate me so much. "Felicity" I ask my third eldest sister. "What is my destiny" she says "To go away and get a life." I don't know why she hates me so much. "Bonnie" I ask my third youngest sister. "What is my destiny" she said. "To let a train run you over" I don't know what I did to make her hate me so much. "Lily" I ask my second youngest sister. "What is my destiny" she says. "Living in a basement starving 'cause you have no job." I don't know what I did to make her hate me so much. "Ellie " I ask my youngest sister. "What is my destiny" she says. "Being a piece of worthless crap" I get my sisters in the living room and say "why do you hate me so much" They just carry me to the toilet and give me a Swirly.