Deer Diary, I found my diary in my masters office, I basically maid my puppy dog ayes to pretend I was hungry. Wonka believed the beight and left to get me some chow. So I basically took it and hid it somewhere so he couldn't find it. Then I ran back in the office to get my chow. Turns out I had icky dog crap when I thought it was candy! Ick! Another part of the punishment! Having to eat dog food! Yuck! O well......it was work getting my diary back.